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zog

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Exactly!

Philanthropist said:
I would like to think that a man would show a little more respect toward his wife.
A man would!

Zog.
 

dickydoem

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Alien or Neila?

Alien claims that he puts womens numbers under men's names and writes things backwards, so I must conclude that he is really a woman named Neila.
 

penguin_jf

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I'm just waiting for Ricaghl's report on his first date w/Alien's wife.
Think she'll put out?
 

zog

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Re: Alien or Neila? - LOL!!!

dickydoem said:
Alien claims that he puts womens numbers under men's names and writes things backwards, so I must conclude that he is really a woman named Neila.
This is great dickydoem...I think you've cracked the code!

Zog.
 

dickydoem

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rayven: Seeing how there are two other women living in the apartment , it is quite likely that Mrs. Alien has already opened the door to bi-sexuality and that is why she doesn't care what Alien does.
 

zog

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he won't tell you...

greentshirtman said:
What country are you from allen?
Alien is like "Fez" on That Seventies Show. He speaks broken English without a discernable accent and thinks he's a real ladies man but actually has no clue. Like "fez", Alien's home country remains a mystery.

...maybe he's from Kinmount...that would explain a lot.

Zog.
 

papasmerf

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greentshirtman said:
What country are you from allen?
According to alien he was rasied in a small town in Texas and his father was CIA trained and owned milkshake shops in South America (300 miles south of mexico).

Most likely texas is about as far south as he has been.
 

WoodPeckr

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Alien said he was from El Salvador in that thread he titled:

For $7 U.S. You Swim and Bang a Girl For 2 Hours


It`s great, complete with some of his classic tips.
 

rayven

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"rayven: Seeing how there are two other women living in the apartment , it is quite likely that Mrs. Alien has already opened the door to bi-sexuality and that is why she doesn't care what Alien does."

dickydoem...You're probably right, it seems that she does spend an incredible amount of time at home without Alien, so why not explore the other side :)
 

anonemouse

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I think that there's a great line from the Movie "Aliens" that might fit this whole thread.....

"We gotta pull out and nuke it from orbit"

Just kidding, this has been some entertaining reading. I've really enjoyed how Alien is upset since he feel's that we're all hypocrites for dishing out shit about how he treats women. Even better has been how Alien refuses to see that he's a hypocrite for refusing to entertain the idea that his wife would cheat on him!

I'm going to check the Adultfriendfinder ads and see if I can find Aliens wifes' ad. How might that read?

"Attached female looking for discreet good time, husband is a knob, must have your own place. Size, race, nationality, etc. unimportant since I'm starved for affection."

I'd rather remain
Anon E Mouse
 

500miles

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Re: My 2 cents..

lucifer said:

>>>> A man that is not married and has no kids at age 35 is already on the other side of the hill, time to start packing and get on the choo-choo train to fuckville.

Hmm... I guess this guy hasn't seen what divorce and child support does to men in the woman friendly north american legal system. He actually might wish he was single someday [if he can think straight at that time].
I have seen too many guys' horror divorce stories to want to go down that road. Losing $25K - $50K U.S. during the divorce process, plus whatever long-term payments they had to deal with, plus having to fend off the constant demand for payment increases from the ex's lawyers just seem like finanical suicide to me.

Re: Fuckville. It seems to be the general opinion here that Costa Rica's not a bad Fuckville (literally). Lots of North Americans hobbiests to hang with and all the young honeys your money can buy (cheaply). :) Just imagine how many more honeys you can buy without the alimony and the kids' college tuition hanging around your neck.
 

C Dick

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Is Alien really inconsistent? In actual facts as opposed to opinions? Perhaps someone with some time on their hands could put together a biography of Alien, based on all the facts he has provided in different threads? It would be such a great document.
 

Lil'Miss

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posted by Alien:
"My wife knows that she will lose me if she keeps up with her jealousy stunts so she calms down when she sees me ready to explode. Never ever will I let a woman (a wife) boss me around or have me like a caged animal."

Alien, it sounds to me like your wife is the caged animal if she would even be worried about losing the likes of you.

Miss
 

red

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I'll give you some free advise, I'm an expert at this:

I always say that I'm going to my friend's house. But I never give her the number of my friend because I always say that it's a co-worker. You have to acclimatize women to your lying. Always make sure that you have to work overtime to accustomize her to your bed-hopping.

Remember never to bring anything from your other women home. Be careful with pieces of paper with phone #'s on them. Be careful with lipsticks marking on t-shirt's or your neck. Be careful with perfume residue from the other woman. Also always deny deny and deny. Always plan ahead and rehearse what lie you are going to give your wife. Always have an alibi that cannot be proven. Never give your phone numebr to the other woman, not even your own private FIDO ###. My wife once started searching my FIDO and found numbers but because I'm smart I always keep the numbers of other women under male names.

Use Mossad-like and KGB tacticts like I do. Always keep the phone ###'s of other women under male names. Never write phone ###'s in walls or paper or in your phone, write them in the pillars of your underground garage or in the back wall of a building that is not yours, you have to keep safe. And to avoid 1,000 strangers calling your mistress, always write her phone number backwards when you write them in a familiar public place. I keep all the numbers of my girlfriends in the pillar of my underground parking. But I'm not stupid, I don't write them in my own parking space, I write them in the pillars of other space parkings.

Keep all this in mind and you will never get caught. I have cheated like a hundred times on my wife without a quip of complaints from her.
i keep looking at pillars now in underground parking lots
 

LadyTY2Uall

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I have to agree with Zog - although I don't think that there's anything wrong with enjoying the best of both worlds...

The thing that I don't understand is why the majority of you stay married to or involved with somebody that is so against this type of lifestyle - why not find somebody that you can enjoy it with?

Maybe Alien's wife is dying to get fucked by some young hot guy who wants nothing more from her than sex...he doesn't care if she cooks warm meals or keeps the kids clean and happy...

I don't consider myself single because I do have a guy who is very special to me but he doesn't tie me down. I love hearing about girls that find him hot or that he would love to fuck - it's something that we share, it excites me to know what arouses him (other than me, of course and I know he loves hearing about what turns me on - we're "partners in crime". The majority of our time is spent together living a normal happy couple life but once in a while we're single together (I know that doesn't make much sense). We hang out, meet other people, have threesomes - that's our hobby. I can't imagine having to hide my attraction to other people - girls and guys - from the person that I plan on spending the rest of my life with. JMHO of course.

I agree wholeheartedly. Why not find someone that shares your need for variety and an adventurous sex life? Swinging is popular these days, casual sex with strangers...or another couple that you play with from time to time. Women are just as horny and just as wanting fun as men are, damn, the older we get the more our hormones kick in. I would need three men to keep up with me ;)
 
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