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VirginJohn said:
A fleshlight is an artificial vagina, but a high-end product designed to simulate the vagina.

It's offers a realistic sexual experience and also aids you if you are only used to masturbating by hand so you wont go limp if you go into a vagina.
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Nice from God to only take the computer away from you, and let you keep the portable vagina.
 
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VirginJohn said:
A fleshlight is an artificial vagina, but a high-end product designed to simulate the vagina.

http://www.fleshlight.com/?link=247920

There is also a vBlulletin forum (like this one) on their various products.

http://forums.fleshlight.com/

It's offers a realistic sexual experience and also aids you if you are only used to masturbating by hand so you wont go limp if you go into a vagina.
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Now you tell me .... And here I've been wasting my money on SPs, when I could have been having a 'realistic' experience with a fleshlight ... :rolleyes:
 
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genintoronto said:
Nice from God to only take the computer away from you, and let you keep the portable vagina.
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By far the best line this year...LMFAO.

BTW John, no wonder you're a virgin. There's nutjobs all over...Jerry Springer here we come!
 
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VirginJohn said:
I am not schzophrenic. When people don't understand someone they are quick to dismiss them as crazy.
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thats true. but when people understand that someone is crazy the schizophrenic is quick to dimiss them as not understanding.
 
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VirginJohn said:
My house has just been broken into. Laptop and TV was stolen. Police have been notified. They left the cash behind, the desktop (I'm writing on) behind, and the cards behind.

This is the chastisement of God against viewing escort pics. A hedge was broken and the enemy came through. The Lord can see everything and will judge. The wrath of God is against all unrighteousness. Judgment must begin in the house of the Lord.

Do I repent? It's obvious the laptop was stolen because I was looking at pics of Amber-Jade last night. God got angry and allowed thieves to break into this house and steal the laptop. But the TV wasn't used -- why did they take the TV? Escorts were seen through this desktop computer -- but this computer was not stolen.

This never happened before. It only happened when I really started viewing escort pics. This is a warning shot. Something worst may happen. It's not March 18th yet. The program says I will contiue course of action of viewing pics until that date. The program has to be modified -- I can not modify the program -- I can not fight against God, my life is in His hands, if I have to repent I must -- error in program, suicidal state of mind going head-long towards chastisement -- incident should sober me up.

Sector of time: March 5 - March 10 -- modified activity of viewing more escort pics. Intend to view until March 18th as per ruling of diary.

Last time I was here was February 10th - February 18, 2008. You can see the posting history. During that week on February 13, 2008 I had my first car accident, which cost $ 800 cash to repair.

Unlike this time, the event date is March 10, 2009 rather than March 13, 2009.

Praise be to God! He cares about me and will get my attention and reform me, the easy way or the hard way through chastisement -- The Lord loveth whom He chasteneth! I will succeed. I will be successful in every area of life. Take that.
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why hasn't god taken our computers too? I guess because we are the righteous!
 
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VirginJohn said:
This is not the only site on the internet with pics. However, whatever I'm posting appears to have a sort of self-hypnotic effect for whatever reason.
I wonder if I posted something about a chastisment occuring before?

However I perceive myself to be I act it out. May as well say positive affirmations on here then.

Like, I'm a cool guy and can get any girl I want.
I will succeed in everything that I'm doing.

Within a month or two I'll have an attractive girlfriend.

Whatever I'm writing here may come to pass and there is nothing that anyone can say about it. I'm going to reverse anything negative and turn it into positive -- use whatever thing this is on reverse. Take that.
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so let it be written. so let it be done.
 
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VirginJohn said:
This will continue to be monitored. The police find it unusual that cash or cards weren't stolen but the laptop and TV was. The cash was scattered and out of the envelope. This sounds more like a chastisement targetting the laptop and TV than a robbery.
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are you sure your parents didn't take the tv and laptop because you haven't been doing your homework?
 
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genintoronto said:
Hi, I'm Gen, Hooker Extraordinaire, perverting the world, one john at a time.
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now you just need a cape and a dramatic musical theme
 
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Cycleguy007 said:
So you've had sex with a virtual pussy... does this mean you are no longer a virtual virgin? :D

(sorry... couldn't resist... I'm going to hell... I know that.)
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That's not sex. It is masturbation.
 
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genintoronto said:
Nice from God to only take the computer away from you, and let you keep the portable vagina.
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There is nothing wrong with a portable vagina or masturbating.

There is something wrong with being on a laptop computer up to 3-4:00 am in the morning and looking at movies and pics and loosing grip on the next day. It was going out of control anyway.
 
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VirginJohn said:
There is nothing wrong with a portable vagina or masturbating.

There is something wrong with being on a laptop computer up to 3-4:00 am in the morning and looking at movies and pics and loosing grip on the next day. It was going out of control anyway.
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Those are the first reasonable claims I've read from you so far.

I wonder though if your God would approve of you jerking off to the idea of doing an escort doggie style? Maybe you should stick to missionary position with your portable pussy, just to be sure.
 
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genintoronto said:
I wonder though if your God would approve of you jerking off to the idea of doing an escort doggie style? Maybe you should stick to missionary position with your portable pussy, just to be sure.
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Maybe he has visions of you and him with your 15" (or is it 16") strap-on! :eek:

(Just securing my place in Hell... that Limbo place doesn't seem like much fun...)
 
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