Chastisement of God -- house broken into.

[VirginJohn]

What am I? I told you already: Gen, Escort Extraordinaire, perverting the world one john at a time, at 250/hour.

Imaginary dollars are good?

 

[Cycleguy007]

I like to ride my bicycle, I like to ride my bike...

Someone call for an ASS loving cyclist?

(Here's another pic for you VJ... I hope you like her!)

 

[VirginJohn]

Wow. I can barely understand what you think is real and what is imaginary. You're definitely crazy, and that must be terrifying to the ladies whose images you use with your little toy.

Anybody can do what I'm doing.

 

[Inferno]

I agree with Houdini: this guy is having a go at our expense.

If I had to bet, I'd say it's one of PHNINE's myriad personae. Him, or The Common Bond.

 

[Hangman]

My vote is for giant, weird waste of time. But some would say that my time has been paid before to do weirder things than that.

LOL I suspected as much. How weird?

 

[Entropy]

Lust4Lov is an older escort and more understanding in the sexual fantasy and was selected for a first time imaginary encounter. Since she claims to spend time with one client a day it would seem like she'll have allot of energy and care (at least in my mind). Realstic imaginary encounters are definately a goal.

Wow. Do you wear a condom when you use your fleshlight in order to prevent getting an imaginary STD??? Or even worse, a virtual unintended pregnancy? You'd be forced to keep your virtual baby, because god frowns upon virtual abortions, doesn't he?

 

[genintoronto]

I can remember my imaginary encounters. It's wierd. I remember one day feeling like a million bucks the next day after an imaginary Indian escort encounter somewhere. If you are paying someone imaginary money to make you feel like a million dollars that's imaginary money well spent.

I'm disclosing this to come to grips with what I feel is imagination going out of control in an unhealthy way. I hope I'll lose the apetite for doing this after this disclosure.

Wow. I can't decide whether this is hilariously funny or pathetically sad.

Unhealthy and out of control? You think?

 

[VirginJohn]

Wow. Do you wear a condom when you use your fleshlight in order to prevent getting an imaginary STD??? Or even worse, a virtual unintended pregnancy? You'd be forced to keep your virtual baby, because god frowns upon virtual abortions, doesn't he?

Condoms are not used, and the escorts do not have STDs and can not get pregnant. But imaingary money still has to be paid. Usually it's worth every cent. I have a stopwatch on to ensure it's within the session time. Usually 30 minutes are good.

 

[Entropy]

Condoms are not used, and the escorts do not have STDs and can not get pregnant. But imaingary money still has to be paid. Usually it's worth every cent. I have a stopwatch on to ensure it's within the session time. Usually 30 minutes are good.

Was it your imaginary money for your imaginary encounters that god left behind when he robbed you?

 

[Hangman]

Of course he's a troll. What's fun is trying to determine if he's any good at it. Most lose steam before 6 pages.

I give him 6/10 so far. The weird religious angle is interesting, but the whole chronic wanker and infatuation with certain SPs is boring. He needs to get more crazy to be entertaining.
"Imaginary realism" is pretty clever though, and it did get our attention. Maybe 7/10?

 

[genintoronto]

Imaginary dollars are good?

Dude, I wouldn't go there if I were you. You can't even begin to imagine the perverted dirty stuff I would have you do.

Don't say I didn't warn you when God comes to cut your penis.

 

[VirginJohn]

Was it your imaginary money for your imaginary encounters that god left behind when he robbed you?

I can be an imagniary billionaire playboy in my mind...whatever.

 

[VirginJohn]

Dude, I wouldn't go there if I were you. You can't even begin to imagine the perverted dirty stuff I would have you do.

Don't say I didn't warn you when God comes to cut your penis.

After seeing Ashely-Jade's web-page I don't want to know.

 

[snowleopard]

After seeing Ashely-Jade's web-page I don't want to know.

Your mixing your imaginary friends VJ ... interesting Hybrid Hooker though

 

[VirginJohn]

Your mixing your imaginary friends VJ ... interesting Hybrid Hooker though

I'm referring to some hardcore stuff I saw that's all. In my mind I can have sessions with both of them the same day (assuming I can last). Lots of imaginary money to spend. (just kidding, I think I'm done looking at pics for now)

 

[Inferno]

Your mixing your imaginary friends VJ ... interesting Hybrid Hooker though

LOL! One of the funnier lines in this thread

Got my imagination going, though... Hmmm... If I could build my own custom Hybrid Hooker, whose attributes would I use? The mind reels at the possibilities!

 

[red]

Someone call for an ASS loving cyclist?

(Here's another pic for you VJ... I hope you like her!)

i would like to ride her. fuck.

 

[genintoronto]

Of course he's a troll. What's fun is trying to determine if he's any good at it. Most lose steam before 6 pages.

I give him 6/10 so far. The weird religious angle is interesting, but the whole chronic wanker and infatuation with certain SPs is boring. He needs to get more crazy to be entertaining

You're hard to please.

I give him at least a C+/ 75%.

Style: nicely written, overall good grammar and sentence structure.

Content: shows adequate knowledge of the material (both of the bible and the escorts reviews), although with significant inconsistencies in applying and engaging the material (but that's in line with the schizophrenic character - so it does show some consistence there). Original, imaginative take on the material.

Argument: thesis statement unclear and not adequately supported by convincing arguments and evidences. Many logical fallacies in the arguments presented.

 

[Entropy]

Many logical fallacies in the arguments presented.

But then again, all religious discussions are full of these...

 

[snowleopard]