Chastisement of God -- house broken into.

[VirginJohn]

I did it again.

http://www.rosiespetals.ca/pictures.html

She wouldn't let me touch any nipples, but went reverse cowgirl on her. Nice warm and tight pussy. Hardly does whatever her services says she's supposed to do. Well, at least it's only imaginary money. (Based on reviews on the incall section)

My parents were out and left me home alone on the computer. They want someone to stay home before the police arrive to check the foot-prints of yesterday's intruders. We installed an alarm system with Alarm force this morning. Keeping me alone with a computer and fleshlight -- I lost my self-control again.

Self-control -- that's the problem when you have unlimited imaginary money. Imagine if I was really won a lottery or something. I'd be screwed. I wont have any self-control. Good thing that God keeping me in check.

Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely -- same thing with money. This capatalist system is producing too many naked pics and turning me into a capatalist pig. Oink. Oink. Must stop this.

 

[Inferno]

Dude, don't you get it? This thing you do, it's creepy as hell.

Oh, he gets it, all right. He gets it PERFECTLY.

He's probably reading this right now thinking, "Mission accomplished."

 

[great bear]

He has a Mexican brother named Jesus.

 

[genintoronto]

Just take the virtual money, it will be over soon.



Ok, you are right. Man I'm rich, I"m going to get an escort for breakfast, lunch and dinner and live like Fidel Castro did in Cuba. Which would you like to be - breakfast, lunch or dinner?. Do you offer DATY, can you sit on a plate on a table while I have a knife and fork beside you? Or do you just do outcalls? I'm thinking of going at a condo somewhere -- I have access to various vacant condos -- how about one facing the lake?

See -- that's imagination going out of control. Are you sure you can't do a virtual appointment at a vacant condo facing the lake, doggie-style for $ 250?

I'm just joking.....no virtual appointment..no appetite. I'm going before I waste more of my time on here.

Heh heh. You're cute. That's imagination going out of control? Boy, you need to work on that imagination of yours, especially if it's the only sex that you're getting.

I was thinking of something a little less kosher myself. Lets see...

With all those fantasies of chastisement, I think it would be appropriate for me to start with a good, hard, well-deserved spanking. I'm assuming you're a beginner at this, so to make it more comfortable and maternal, we'll start with bending you over my knees, for a good hand spanking. My hand on your ass, so soft, but so mean, every slap biting and stinking more than the last one. But you like it, don't you? Don't lie to me: I can feel you grinding on my leg, pulling your ass up in the air to meet my hand, begging for more. You dirty little boy.

Oh! Is that your penis getting hard there? Bad boy! Well, I guess I'll have to tuck it nicely in a gates-of-hell - how appropriate, I know! I love that thing: esthetically pleasing, and o so convenient to attach clamps or clothespins to your balls. Don't worry, it will mostly hurt only when I take them off. It also has a nice ring on top, so that I can attach a leash on it and walk you around at my whim. On all fours of course, since you're so into doggie style (see how I'm all about pleasing and catering to my clients' desires?).

Now, be a good boy and hop on the bed. Lay on your back, still.

Hahaha! What? Scared of my big fat strapon? Don't worry little boy, it's not for you: it's for me.

I'm not really into fucking virgins, especially delusional ones, but I wouldn't mind a good pounding. With my strapon attached to you, you become a virtual breathing dildo. I can ride my strapon, fuck my brains out, and cum all over my silicone cock, and the beauty of it all: you will remain a virtual virgin, and I won't get your God on my back. Of course, you also don't feel a thing, and you can't jerk off since your weener is still traped in that cock cage, but you can't have everything.

But see, I feel generous, so I'll let you clean up my cock for me. Don't worry, you won't catch Teh Gay by sucking on a silicone cock. It's only gay when there's a virtual man attached to it. Promise.

You're welcome to take a virtual shower when you're done. And please, if you're going to jerk off in my shower, clean up your virtual gooey mess.

Thanks for the virtual tip honey. Kiss kiss (virtual of course).

 

[VirginJohn]

I think I'm giving up this virtual stuff. That is just disgusting genintoronto. That's quite elaborate. Well, you don't have my pics at least so you cant have the pleasure of doing that to me.

What gives? What a waste of virtual money.

 

[Hangman]

She already DID it to you, don't you see? Your weak imagination requires pics, Gen's does not. Hahahahahahaha!
You keep saying you'll quit but you can't. Weak.
And you live with your parents? I think you're that Adrian kid from the Dean Blundell show.

 

[Aardvark154]

A ten-page long hoax (and counting).

Given the changing story which took us a number of pages to get to, I've come to the same conclusion.

 

[joker12]

Doggie-style is the usual way I get off on an escort pic. (inverted fleshlight) Sticks in better for some reason in that position.

Hey VJ, why is it okay for you to spend money on a Fleshlight, but not pay for porn, You use them both in your masterbation, so according to your rules, its only okay if its free???????????

This whole thread confuses me.

 

[snowleopard]

Why didn't Rockslinger, our resident thread cop, jump in and order this thread closed after post # 208 ...
it ain't going to get any better. Jesus Gen, you may have a second career as a writer of bdsm erotica.

That was hot ... and I'm not even into bdsm

 

[Cycleguy007]

Note to self: Psst, Cycleguy... don't EVER piss Gen off....

(Although that story was strangely arousing... what exactly is your dissertation about...)

 

[snowleopard]

Note to self: Psst, Cycleguy... don't EVER piss Gen off....

no kidding ... you wouldn't be riding your bike for a month afterward!

 

[VirginJohn]

Hey VJ, why is it okay for you to spend money on a Fleshlight, but not pay for porn, You use them both in your masterbation, so according to your rules, its only okay if its free???????????

This whole thread confuses me.

Fleshlight is necessary for theraputic reasons. When you masturbate by hand all the time, then you train yourself the wrong way to have sex, and will have wrong expectations about sex.

I have certain boundaries...paying for porn is one of those boundaries that are closed. At this time, it's alright as long as it is free. Although, given the recently burglary, I don't know if I'm getting more than I bargained for. From this vantage point it doesn't feel free.

 

[snowleopard]

Fleshlight is necessary for theraputic reasons. When you masturbate by hand all the time, then you train yourself the wrong way to have sex, and will have wrong expectations about sex.

I have certain boundaries...paying for porn is one of those boundaries that are closed. At this time, it's alright as long as it is free. Although, given the recently burglary, I don't know if I'm getting more than I bargained for. From this vantage point it doesn't feel free.

 

[genintoronto]

I think I'm giving up this virtual stuff. That is just disgusting genintoronto. That's quite elaborate. Well, you don't have my pics at least so you cant have the pleasure of doing that to me.

What gives? What a waste of virtual money.

Or for fuck sake, don't start with the whining now.

I told you twice before to NOT make a virtual booking with me, that I was too much for you to handle, and you went against my advice.

I'm sorry but as Hangman said, the virtual deed is done already, and I don't offer virtual reimbursement.

 

[Cycleguy007]

Ok

Since Rockslinger is not around... it is time to close this thread?

But first we need to thank VJ for luring Gen out of "lurk mode" (Hopefully she will stay...)

 

[niggin]

Guess I'm taking a suicidal risk with this stuff.

I'll think twice about it though. Hopefully I will come to my sences. This incident has helped sober me up for now. I wont be getting another laptop until after March 18 that's for sure -- the terminus date for all of this. Not one cent will be spent towards porn directly or indirectly. Buying another laptop would be equivalent to that.

I vote that you terminate yourself immediately. Be with God.

 

[T.O.tourist]

VJ, "GOD" just called. He said if you don't get laid soon someones coming over to steal your fleshlight.

 

[Rockslinger]

With so much crap happening all over the world (e.g. 28 dead in two shooting incidents), it is hard to imagine that God would be preoccupied with a solitary figure engaged in self-service while looking at escort pics. Time to close the book on this thread. Amen.

 

[Angela@Mirage]

Now you tell me .... And here I've been wasting my money on SPs, when I could have been having a 'realistic' experience with a fleshlight ...

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am laughing so hard!

 

[Angela@Mirage]

There is nothing wrong with a portable vagina or masturbating.

There is something wrong with being on a laptop computer up to 3-4:00 am in the morning and looking at movies and pics and loosing grip on the next day. It was going out of control anyway.

I was online until four a.m. last night. Does this mean I will be raped by the Devil??????????????????