Chastisement of God -- house broken into.

[Captain Fantastic]

I was online until four a.m. last night. Does this mean I will be raped by the Devil??????????????????

Oh, not that old devil horns, pitchfork and red tail fantasy again. That's so passe!

 

[Doctor Zoidburg]

VirginJohn,

I am a doctor, I can help you!

 

[Angela@Mirage]

I told you John, don't even think about virtually fucking me.

You think God chastise you for what you've done so far? If I were you, I would be shit scared of what He would come up with for the imaginary perverted things I'll make you do if you virtually book an appointment with me.

And this is why I wanted Gen to come back. Posts like THIS ONE.

 

[Angela@Mirage]

Just take the virtual money, it will be over soon.



Ok, you are right. Man I'm rich, I"m going to get an escort for breakfast, lunch and dinner and live like Fidel Castro did in Cuba. Which would you like to be - breakfast, lunch or dinner?. Do you offer DATY, can you sit on a plate on a table while I have a knife and fork beside you? Or do you just do outcalls? I'm thinking of going at a condo somewhere -- I have access to various vacant condos -- how about one facing the lake?

See -- that's imagination going out of control. Are you sure you can't do a virtual appointment at a vacant condo facing the lake, doggie-style for $ 250?

I'm just joking.....no virtual appointment..no appetite. I'm going before I waste more of my time on here.

Be careful how you speak to her. I am a vicious woman when I read shit from an asshole.

 

[Doctor Zoidburg]

VirginJohn,

Did you know Fidel Castro likes to enjoy a Monte Cristo while a SenorEater is enjoying a Fidel?

 

[VirginJohn]

Be careful how you speak to her. I am a vicious woman when I read shit from an asshole.

She can handle herself. So can I - which I have been doing all this time.

 

[VirginJohn]

Tonight it is black escort porn -- like this one:

http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/ers/1069413814.html

All black escorts around. This one offers full for $ 80. She only cares about the money, I only care about getting off on her. This is a mutual arangement.
We are both happy. I just came on myself again. The arrangment itself was the basis of the masturbation.

Now I've got to get over this stupid porn addiction.

 

[Angela@Mirage]

She can handle herself. So can I - which I have been doing all this time.

Knock yourself out, you MORON.

 

[VirginJohn]

Knock yourself out, you MORON.

What's your problem?

 

[Mencken]

Assuming you are "real" VirginJohn and that you truly have faith in that God you speak of:

You're not exactly humble, are you? Don't you think you're giving yourself and what you are doing with your penis a little too much importance here?

What I think is delusional is not so much to believe in a fairy in the sky who is the creator and arbitrator of life, the universe, and everything, but rather to believe that this fairy in the sky cares enough about the harmless things you're doing with your penis to chastise you for looking at naked pics.

And even more fucked up is to believe that said fairy in the sky would chastise you for jerking off over naughty pictures, but would allow for the daily rape and abuse of countless women and children around the world, among other atrocities perpetrated by human beings.

You and your God have fucked up priorities if you ask me. Not that you did.

LOL....couldn't have said it anywhere near as well...excellent points.

Virgin John...the big guy, if he exists, has far better things to do with his time. When you lust over women...like pretty well every male on the planet does, you more likely please god because he made you that way. Otherwise he screwed up BIG TIME...so just enjoy being at least a little bit human.

 

[Angela@Mirage]

What's your problem?

I do not have a problem, I just want you to be careful on how you communicate with women on the board. If you go back and read all my posts, you will gather that I do not take a liking to men who objectify women. There is no need to creep out people. There are a lot of lovely ladies who work in this business and who post here. You have been given hints throughout this thread by Rock, and Cycle to shut it down, so to speak. I laughed a lot yes, but when you objectified Gen, my claws came out. She is very well respected on the boards so I would quit while you are ahead. Nothing personal.

 

[VirginJohn]

I do not have a problem, I just want you to be careful on how you communicate with women on the board. If you go back and read all my posts, you will gather that I do not take a liking to men who objectify women. There is no need to creep out people. There are a lot of lovely ladies who work in this business and who post here. You have been given hints throughout this thread by Rock, and Cycle to shut it down, so to speak. I laughed a lot yes, but when you objectified Gen, my claws came out. She is very well respected on the boards so I would quit while you are ahead. Nothing personal.

Well, we have a difference of opinion. I do not think anything serious went on here since I'm just a virtual alias, and as far as I'm concerned, everyone on here is a total stranger and we are in different planets - but that's another story.

If you review the convo between Gen and myself -- there was no serious content. She made up a BDSM encounter. Big deal. It appears she was having fun and I was having fun -- so I don't understand what you are taking serious about this.

 

[genintoronto]

Tonight it is black escort porn -- like this one:

http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/ers/1069413814.html

All black escorts around. This one offers full for $ 80. She only cares about the money, I only care about getting off on her. This is a mutual arangement.
We are both happy. I just came on myself again. The arrangment itself was the basis of the masturbation.

Now I've got to get over this stupid porn addiction.

Meh.

Hangman was right actually: the whole virtual escorts stalking and fucking gets old and boring pretty soon once you strip it from the religious delusion angle. That was your originality boy -- you can't compete with real reviews of real life fucking with that kind of pedestrian virtual reviews of imaginary and mundane fuckings.

Being a boring lay is one thing, but being a boring virtual lay is inexcusable.

 

[Cycleguy007]

Hey VJ

You just got OWNED BIGTIME... I'd call that an epic fail!

Nicely done Gen! (You rock!)

 

[VirginJohn]

Meh.

Hangman was right actually: the whole virtual escorts stalking and fucking gets old and boring pretty soon once you strip it from the religious delusion angle. That was your originality boy -- you can't compete with real reviews of real life fucking with that kind of pedestrian virtual reviews of imaginary and mundane fuckings.

Being a boring lay is one thing, but being a boring virtual lay is inexcusable.

You know what. This is getting a bit too real and I'm no longer comfortable.
I don't want to experience any woman and that's the truth. It may blow my mind. Will not have a real encounter.

I'm already getting anxiety attacks on here by the confrontations I'm getting here from escorts. Listen, I'm just an innoscent person that's never seen a naked woman before (except in pics) and have nothing to do with this. I wash my hands (and change my underware too). I thought I could get away with some mental stuff, but I think I'm getting more than I bargained for. Life is much simpler with sexual purity. Ok I get it, I'll stop looking at them escort pics and I'll be back to my normal self.

Right now I'm in a wierd state of mind, my mom says I look spaced out, a robbery occurred yesterday, I don't know what the heck is going on but it has to stop, and it has to stop now.

Folks -- had a great time on here and what was a sad incident yesterday didn't register that much emotionally since I had a great time here.

 

[Kang]

I do not have a problem, I just want you to be careful on how you communicate with women on the board. If you go back and read all my posts, you will gather that I do not take a liking to men who objectify women.

HA! Hahahahaaa!

 

[jates]

Gen...I have to say that you are a "GEM"!

Heh heh. You're cute. That's imagination going out of control? Boy, you need to work on that imagination of yours, especially if it's the only sex that you're getting.

I was thinking of something a little less kosher myself. Lets see...

With all those fantasies of chastisement, I think it would be appropriate for me to start with a good, hard, well-deserved spanking. I'm assuming you're a beginner at this, so to make it more comfortable and maternal, we'll start with bending you over my knees, for a good hand spanking. My hand on your ass, so soft, but so mean, every slap biting and stinking more than the last one. But you like it, don't you? Don't lie to me: I can feel you grinding on my leg, pulling your ass up in the air to meet my hand, begging for more. You dirty little boy.

Oh! Is that your penis getting hard there? Bad boy! Well, I guess I'll have to tuck it nicely in a gates-of-hell - how appropriate, I know! I love that thing: esthetically pleasing, and o so convenient to attach clamps or clothespins to your balls. Don't worry, it will mostly hurt only when I take them off. It also has a nice ring on top, so that I can attach a leash on it and walk you around at my whim. On all fours of course, since you're so into doggie style (see how I'm all about pleasing and catering to my clients' desires?).

Now, be a good boy and hop on the bed. Lay on your back, still.

Hahaha! What? Scared of my big fat strapon? Don't worry little boy, it's not for you: it's for me.

I'm not really into fucking virgins, especially delusional ones, but I wouldn't mind a good pounding. With my strapon attached to you, you become a virtual breathing dildo. I can ride my strapon, fuck my brains out, and cum all over my silicone cock, and the beauty of it all: you will remain a virtual virgin, and I won't get your God on my back. Of course, you also don't feel a thing, and you can't jerk off since your weener is still traped in that cock cage, but you can't have everything.

But see, I feel generous, so I'll let you clean up my cock for me. Don't worry, you won't catch Teh Gay by sucking on a silicone cock. It's only gay when there's a virtual man attached to it. Promise.

You're welcome to take a virtual shower when you're done. And please, if you're going to jerk off in my shower, clean up your virtual gooey mess.

Thanks for the virtual tip honey. Kiss kiss (virtual of course).

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Keep it up girl!!!

 

[Aardvark154]

That is my unfortunate experience. 38 years and Mr Happy will accept no substitute for Mr Hand. Vag is a wood killer, other mouths are a bit better, but even the female hand just won't compare to Mr Right Hand.

Andy, if haven’t already, you should talk with your physician about this, there may well be an underlying medical issue which is causing the symptoms you are attributing to other causes.

 

[fuji]

Don't say I didn't warn you when God comes to cut your penis.

LOL!

 

[fuji]

Right now I'm in a wierd state of mind, my mom says I look spaced out, a robbery occurred yesterday, I don't know what the heck is going on but it has to stop, and it has to stop now.

Seek help. If you won't approach a mental health professional go and speak with someone you trust, like a priest or rabbi or whatever of the religion you belong to.