As the Grateful Dead said...
I may be going to hell in a bucket, but at least I'm enjoying the ride.
I may be going to hell in a bucket, but at least I'm enjoying the ride.
Chastisement of God -- house broken into.
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Or for soft-core, god-friendly sinners waiting for redemption ... or is that Purgatory ... I'm so confusedgenintoronto said:
Fortunately, I got in early on Noir's Condo deal ...
Read the links that I have already posted on here.Entropy said:
First of all, the Bible doesn't explicitly say that any of these things are wrong.
However, for something to have triggered a chastisement, some spiritual law had to be broken. This has sobered up any perspective of looking at escort pics and FLing them. The apetitite to do that seems to have gone down for now.
What are you, an ex-catholic or something? What is your story?genintoronto said:
Doggie-style is the usual way I get off on an escort pic. (inverted fleshlight) Sticks in better for some reason in that position.
Oh no!!!! What have you done VirginJohn?????Cycleguy007 said:That's it! Hell is full... Now where do we go!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpuNE1cX03c
So god has all kinds of rules that you can only discover through trial and error? Again, this reminds me of a woman I once knew...VirginJohn said:
Well, if you hold your fleshlight between your legs and Gen nails it with her strapon, will God still hate you?
Is that even masturbating, or just a giant, weird waste of time?
Of course, Gen still gets paid.
Is that even masturbating, or just a giant, weird waste of time?
Of course, Gen still gets paid.
A 'realistic' sexual experience. And how would you actually know, Mr. Virgin guy?VirginJohn said:
I think you need to "go into a vagina" as you so eloquently put it. If you're afraid that you've masturbated so much that you can't keep it up for a real woman, then God stealing your bike is the least of your worries.
Something just occurred to me. VJ says that the theft of the laptop was a message from god to stop looking at internet porn ~ but apparently god spared him the cash. So wouldn't this be a message from god to stop fucking the fleshlight while watching porn, take the cash, and go buy a 'real' woman, for Christ's sake. After all, Christ was hooker-friendly, if you believe the speculation about Mary Magdalene.
What am I? I told you already: Gen, Escort Extraordinaire, perverting the world one john at a time, at 250/hour.VirginJohn said:
In my other life, I was born and raised in a catholic family. But for some strange reason, the catholic guilt never stuck on me. I decided early on that while Jesus sounded like a decent guy who I would certainly have been happy to consider a friend should we have had the pleasure to live in the same time/space zone, and that the bible (at least the second half) has many interesting and valuable stories to tell, the whole God thing was too much of a stretch for me.
I also don't like authority in all its forms, God included. Probably because I've realized soon enough that there's no such thing as authority without abuse, as the Catholic Church is a sad example of.
I do not need to. The internet bridges minds together. The fleshlight forum (normal posters using the fleshlight) will say that the fleshlight is a realistic experience of sex - but nothing will be 100% realistic.Hangman said:
The basic purpose, which is to train the penis to stay up because you lose control when it's inside the FL appears to be working. Initially when I had it - it would go immediately limp.
The first FL experience where it worked was last year when I did Lust4Luv. I obsessed on her pics and did her doggie-style last year. It worked. (She was done recently too). Now I'm accustomed to that particular style and can use either my hands or the FL. Lust4Lov is an older escort and more understanding in the sexual fantasy and was selected for a first time imaginary encounter. Since she claims to spend time with one client a day it would seem like she'll have allot of energy and care (at least in my mind). Realstic imaginary encounters are definately a goal.
However, I think it has gone too far and has to stop. Then there was Cheryl. That Indian escort that was by York University -- she's really good doggie-style, her hair all over the place and holding on to her breasts while they jiggle (she'd be facing the mirror) so I can see her butt and her front on a doggie-style. Nice perky breasts. Like doing other indian escorts doggie-style.
Alright, my imagination is running away with me, but I think I'll just stop this.
These escort pose with some pics of their butts facing you -- you cant help but imagine doggie-style.
It's a wonder-wave. They are coming up with very realistic FL -- the Lotus is the next best product -- but I think a basic simulation, even if it's 50-60% approximation is good enough for now.
I can remember my imaginary encounters. It's wierd. I remember one day feeling like a million bucks the next day after an imaginary Indian escort encounter somewhere. If you are paying someone imaginary money to make you feel like a million dollars that's imaginary money well spent.
I'm disclosing this to come to grips with what I feel is imagination going out of control in an unhealthy way. I hope I'll lose the apetite for doing this after this disclosure.
My vote is for giant, weird waste of time. But some would say that my time has been paid before to do weirder things than that.Hangman said:
Wow. I can barely understand what you think is real and what is imaginary. You're definitely crazy, and that must be terrifying to the ladies whose images you use with your little toy.
