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wow, someone in the sex business is a sleazeball. Stop the presses!

she's seriously fucked up. And coming from someone fucked up like me, that's harsh. It's her own fault too, you got that much money pay someone to hold you prisoner til you kick it.

married people sex = "are you done yet?"

i vote for the "it was a russian drinking game" option. A few shots of vodka followed by playing with the fire hoses. All fun and games until Dimitri loses an eye.

i dunno man, why does everybody get this "i'm gonna get an escort to be my girlfriend" idea and actually think its gonna work? I mean come on, unless you're gonna pay her as much as she was makin from fuckin 20 guys a week I really doubt any escort's gonna jump you for free. Anything else...

what the fuck is a pic of my ass doing on CL?

i'm down like stink for holdem. where when and whose money am i winning?

id say woo hoo because now i could fuck anyone i want she couldnt say jack.

shes just as likely to fuck me as she was before so im not worried. aint nothing wrong with her

women in toronto are hot? gimme a break! the problem with most chicks here is no matter how sexy they are they think they're hotter. like a chick with 20 lb extra of fat hangin out of her tube top thinks shes a babe and has attitude all over. the really really fat ones thing theyre only a bit...

thanks. i hate computers! :-)

i got the windows defender and spybot and i tried a free scan too. it just doesn't find it at all. the only way i found out i got the boot.exe is when i tried to take out my thumb drive and it said cant find boot.exe when i closed that, the computer ran better. but it keeps coming back.

my computer gets slow every time i use my thum drive, and boot.exe is the problem. i looked online and its a "trojan" but i cant find out how to get rid of it, it keeps coming back

man i hope its not a hoax, i could use that feature lol. In fact im a bit drunk right now.

1 km tall, that's just f-ed up. it would take you like half an hour to get up to the top. better hope bin ladin doesnt decide to blow it up.