"Think I'll go out to Alberta,This is only a butt-hurt for people obsessed with money. I wouldn't live in ass-backwards Alberta, no matter what kind of a salary you threw at me. Alberta is literally ranked 10th on my list of provinces I would want to live in, largely because the average Albertan is an asshole.
But hey, Alberta was the last province settled in Canada and its settlers were largely angry, repressed American ranchers looking for cheap land, so we should expect no less from that dump.
Weather's good there in the fall,
I got some friends, that I can go to workin' for"