“My german girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale of 1-10.
Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That's the best I've ever done”
Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That's the best I've ever done”
They usually own the teams lolGoogle famous Jewish musicians, comedians, and actors lists and you'll find a lot of surprises.
Not so much for sports stars though...
You have me laughing quite loudly in my bed this morning. That was good“My german girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performances on a scale of 1-10.
Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That's the best I've ever done”
Lmao. Kids always tellin’Little Johnny comes home and asks mum "can I take teacher apart?" Mum says "what?" Little Johnny repeats "can I take teacher apart?" Mum say's "I don't know what you mean".
Johnny says "I heard dad talking about it yesterday when he picked me up from school"
Mum says "what did he say?"
Johnny says. " I heard dad tell Mr. Davies that he was going to screw the ass off Miss Crenshaw"
I'm deathly afraid of becoming a Rodney Dangerfield joke: "my wife installed a mirror over our bed, she says she likes to watch herself laugh".My wife screams when she’s having sex, especially when I walk in on her. (Rodney Dangerfield).
LOLOLOL. YesssssssGuy meets a cougar type woman at a bar, after a few drinks, she says, have you ever had a menage et trois? you know, mother and daughter. Guy gets excited, no, he said. She says how would you like to try it tonight. Guy says sure, so off they go to her house, when inside they go upstairs towards the bedroom and the guy is so excited he starts taking his pants off as his lady friend opens the bedroom door and says Mother Are You Still Awake???
Oh boy. Well, if we can laugh at the JAP jokes… alls fair in love and raunchy sêx jokes.OK I don't think the ladies are gonna like this one:
Guy meets a cougar type lady at a bar. After a few drinks, he says "Have you ever had a Rodeo Fuck?"
She smiles and says "No, but I'm certainly interested, cowboy!"
They go back to his place, and after a couple more drinks he takes her up to his bedroom. They get undressed and into the bed. He tells her to get on her hands and knees, doggy style.
Then he puts on a cowboy hat, sticks his dick deep in her pussy from behind, grabs a healthy handful of her hair, leans over, and whispers in her ear "You're the ugliest bitch I've ever fucked!". And then he hangs on for dear life...