An escort went to her accountant to do her taxes. After asking her some questions, accountant then asked her what she did for a living. She replied, “I’m a prostitute.”
The accountant looked at her and said, “I can’t put that down on the form. Can you give me a different occupation title?“
The escort replied, “Oh, sorry. Yes, you can list my occupation as escort.”
The stuck up accountant replied,”Ma’am I still can’t put that down. Can you give me a different occupation title? This is going to the IRS, you know.”
The escort, feeling a bit flustered and irritated, thought for a moment and then said, “Look, just put down ‘chicken farmer’ then.”
“Chicken farmer?!” replied the accountant. “How does your job make you a chicken farmer?!”
“Well, last year I raised over 300 cocks.”