Let me give you a tip…. Or, if you want, I could put the whole thing in!Drop your best heard joke relating to anything sêx or sêx work
LOL!Let me give you a tip…. Or, if you want, I could put the whole thing in!
Oh that’s baaaaaaad. LmaoooooooooMother goes out to kitchen and finds 2 yr old son passed out and a empty bottle of bleach. She starts screaming omg omg!!
Husband comes running sees whats happening and reads aloud "if swallowed induce vomotting" now hysterical she ask how do we do that..the husband thinks for a second and says let him smell your cunt!!
The foreplay and the breaking nose jokes had me laughing out loud. Can’t lie. LolBeing Jewish I can tell these:
Q: What's the difference between a Jewish American Princess (JAP)and Jello?
A: Jello wiggles when you eat it!
Q: What's the difference between a JAP and a bowling ball?
A: You can only get three fingers into a bowling ball.
Q: Why does a JAP close her eyes during sex?
A: She can't stand to see her husband having fun.
Q: What's the difference between a JAP and a bowling ball? (version 2)
A; If you really really had to, you could eat the bowling ball!
Q: What's the typical Jewish husband's version of foreplay?
A: Fifteen minutes of begging...
Q: What happens when a Jewish guy walks into a brick wall with a full erection?
A: He breaks his nose!
That was actually good. LmaooooooAn old very bad sex joke.
Group of people exchanging ghost stories. When asked if they've felt the presence of a ghost, most people agree. When asked if they've seen a ghost, fewer people agree. Then asked if they've had sex with a ghost - an old man puts up his hand.
You sir, you've had sex with a ghost?
Ghost...I thought you said goat.
Is that not the life of an SP?Let me give you a tip…. Or, if you want, I could put the whole thing in!
For some reason I don't find the breaking nose joke that funny, sigh...The foreplay and the breaking nose jokes had me laughing out loud. Can’t lie. Lol
Why liver?This from Curb Your Enthusiasm. Super Dave Einstein as Marty Funkhauser telling this joke to Jerry Seinfeld. (as well as I can remember it)
"A woman is about to have sex for the first time with a man she has fallen in love with. They're both mature and she has already had a couple of kids.
She's worried that her vagina won't feel tight enough to him, so just before getting into bed with him she stuffs it full of liver that she has warmed for a few seconds in the microwave.
Anyways, the sex is fantastic!
The next day she wakes up and finds a note from him saying "My Love, last night was incredible. I had to get up early to go to work, but I can't wait to come back to see you tonight and make sweet love all over again. And by the way, your cunt is in the kitchen sink!"
It’s probably the equivalent to a wide nose joke abojt a Black person but i have an affinity towards Jewish men and love, love, love their attributes whether stereotypical or not… Adam Driver is a faaaaave.For some reason I don't find the breaking nose joke that funny, sigh...