Jokes of the day
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Polish Jokes? How about the tragedy of the Polish hockey team. They all drowned during spring training...
I've heard it with Freddie Mercury the first time, so I thought I was being "original" by changing it up a bit.Old blue eyes stole your joke.
A Newfie hockey player had a breakaway. No one has seen him since.
A Newfie goes into a pizza parlour and orders a medium pizza.
15 minutes later it's ready and they ask him, "Would you like it cut into 6 slices or 8?"
Newfie says, "You'd better cut it into 6. I don't think I could eat 8."
A woman who gave birth to identical twins and named them
Juan and Amal was asked why she only carried 1 picture in her wallet
She told everyone
Well..once you've seen Juan you've seen Amal
Juan and Amal was asked why she only carried 1 picture in her wallet
She told everyone
Well..once you've seen Juan you've seen Amal
On an oppressively hot day a guy took a cool shower, hoping for some relief from the heat. After he got out of the shower he said to his wife, "it's too damn hot to get dressed. I wonder what the neighbors would think if I cut the grass naked". She replied, "they likely would think I married you for your money."
This is a story about a tribe that lived in the tropics.
They all lived in grass huts. The king had a hut with an attic.
The king was always going to war with neighboring tribes, and when he defeated them he took the defeated king's throne, and stored it in his attic.
He never lost a battle.
Finally he had so many thrones they fell through the attic and killed him.
The moral of the story is that people who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
They all lived in grass huts. The king had a hut with an attic.
The king was always going to war with neighboring tribes, and when he defeated them he took the defeated king's throne, and stored it in his attic.
He never lost a battle.
Finally he had so many thrones they fell through the attic and killed him.
The moral of the story is that people who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
What do you get when you pick a pigs nose?
Ham boogers..
Yah..yah..yah..snot funny
Ham boogers..
Yah..yah..yah..snot funny
