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Blue Jays: 2015 edition

mynameisearl11

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It looks like the Jays are going to the playoffs after 20 years hiatus. This is not only good news to the city of Toronto but it could also be good for...the young Maple Leafs this upcoming season. Everyone will be paying much more attention to the boys of summer in October. So, it will be less pressure for Leafs during training camp and preseason.
 

AK-47

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In the 6
Yankee c*nts lose again 6-2.

The (David) Price is right song coming up

 

Nad Smith

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If the standings say the same, It looks like we will play Houston first with the Jays having the home advantage. ..then Kansas City...then St. Louis....then the parade.....
 

shack

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Oct 2, 2001
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I just read that the Jays are tied with the Cards as 5-1 favourites to win the World Series.

But of course the TERB experts keep showing us how much better the Jays would be if the team followed their advice. Will they ever STFU?
 

radagast

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I just read that the Jays are tied with the Cards as 5-1 favourites to win the World Series.

But of course the TERB experts keep showing us how much better the Jays would be if the team followed their advice. Will they ever STFU?
Dammit. I was in Vegas before the Tulo trade, and odds then were 16-1 or so. I thought about putting down a bet, but I was there right after a stupid loss to Seattle and was so pissed off at the way they played that I figured it would be money wasted.
 

radagast

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They really need to leave Collabello at first. What they lose defensively, he more than makes up for with his bat.
By eyeball, I think he's gotten better over the last couple of weeks. Much better at scooping balls out of the dirt etc. Given his history, I suspect he's working his butt off with the coaching staff to improve at first.
 

radagast

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Insidious Von

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Like the Leafs, the Atlanta Braves are learning to suck a bowling ball through a straw.

How could a franchise with a tradition of winning get so bad. It's simple, they traded away Evan Gattis, and his monster power, to the Houston Astros. If we build a cushion on the Yankees, we can partially thank Gattis. Like Arnold in Commando, he's been eating Yankee pitching for breakfast.
 

mandrill

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Like the Leafs, the Atlanta Braves are learning to suck a bowling ball through a straw.

How could a franchise with a tradition of winning get so bad. It's simple, they traded away Evan Gattis, and his monster power, to the Houston Astros. If we build a cushion on the Yankees, we can partially thank Gattis. Like Arnold in Commando, he's been eating Yankee pitching for breakfast.
Gattis is a one dimensional slugger with excellent power, a low average, no defensive skills and no ability in situational hitting. If that's all the Braves had going for them, they truly were fucked both before and after the trade.
 

SkyRider

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Josh "MVP" Donaldson safe at 1B again. This guy hustles as much as Pete Rose. They timed his run to 1B last night at 3.95 seconds. (Mickey Mantle, apparently, was timed at 3.3 seconds.)
 

AK-47

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In the 6
Verlander got a no-hitter going through 7.

Shutting down the Angels
 

radagast

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Pillar must read TERB and saw us talking about him - just crushed a home run.
 

mandrill

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Verlander got a no-hitter going through 7.

Shutting down the Angels
Lost it in the 9th. Hopefully, Kate Upton will give him a blowjob to make him feel better.
 

tribunus

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May 26, 2008
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Wow. This team is scary good. They just don't beat up contenders, they humble them.
 

mandrill

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The parrot hits a grand slam. 10-2. Another blowout. These guys are not human!
 

AK-47

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These guys are not human!
What did I tell you guys 3 pages ago????

Donaldson has some weird alien genetic thingie going on.
You know its true.

OMG!!!!!!!!



Inbe4BusterLoserThinksMyPostIsReal
 

The LoLRus

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Donaldson might not be human.

We might have to check his blood pressure and urine samples :Eek:
 
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