i was trying to untangle a sock...

[simon482]

i flipped it kinda hard and the ball knot at the end hit me right in the nut. i need a hug.

 

[TROOPS]

i flipped it kinda hard and the ball knot at the end hit me right in the nut. i need a hug.

Front or back?........no homo.

 

[simon482]

Front or back?........no homo.

front- normal.
back- with a small massage.

seriously i thought i was gonna throw up for a minute.

 

[TROOPS]

i need to see video replay..........i can't envision this scenario. sounds like something out of three stooges.

 

[simon482]

i need to see video replay..........i can't envision this scenario. sounds like something out of three stooges.

grabbed the sock and the toe was all balled up. so i reached up to flip it like one would when untangling a sock and i flipped it down nice and quick and it connected good and hard with my right nut. i started to sweat and had trouble breathing for a minute. then i felt my stomach twist a little.

 

[Roger Thorpe]

Let us know if you need any help with your shoelaces

 

[simon482]

Let us know if you need any help with your shoelaces

i will gladly give you the other sock.

 

[Celticman]

Let us know if you need any help with your shoelaces

While you are down there.................

 

[versitile1]

You got socked in the peter, simon.

 

[simon482]

 

[Butler1000]

From quoting the Bard to this........

 

[versitile1]

He wasn't as awesome at "sock nun-chuks" as he thought.

 

[Celticman]

Whoever said simon is a numb nut, raise your hand, be identified and leave the room. Shame on you.

 

[Celticman]

From quoting the Bard to this........

The music of his own vain tongue doth ravish like enchanting harmony

 

[simon482]

From quoting the Bard to this........

i got nothing left. i can quote trailer park boys all day though.

 

[Butler1000]

The music of his own vain tongue doth ravish like enchanting harmony

As long as his tongue doesn't end up in someone's tail..........

 

[Roger Thorpe]

i got nothing left. i can quote trailer park boys all day though.

No , we already heard from funny TROOPS...

 

[Celticman]

As long as his tongue doesn't end up in someone's tail..........

You, that are polluted with your lusts, stained with the guiltless blood of innocents, corrupt and tainted with a thousand vices


...........but I get the tail bit. funny !!

 

[shack]

i flipped it kinda hard and the ball knot at the end hit me right in the nut.

Same one that was hurting last year?

 

[dirkd101]

Nailing oneself in the nuts = fail.