Worst Movie Ever?

[Top Jimmy]

Just flicked across "Galaxina" on the space channel. Looks like it started out as a SciFi flick, but the acting talent includes Avery Schrieber and Dorothy Stratten at the high end of the talent pool. Part way thru, they must have seen the dailies and decided it was beyond saving. It dies a horrible death trying to be campy, including bad color effects, actors in Alien masks from other films (Star Wars cantina, Phantom of the Paradise, etc) and a cameo by the Batmobile (minus the logo).

Truly horrible.

 

[tillithurts]

All of the Stallone Rocky Movies.
Also most Tom Cruise Movies are chick flicks with some action and special affects thrown in so the guys don't puke.

 

[submissivedave]

Has "Kung-Pao" been mentioned yet?

Awful awful awful !!! A total disgrace to martial arts !!!

 

[bar+leby88]

I'd like to add:

Volcano: the rocket scientist title should have set off the alarm

Thin Red Line: I was rooting for the Japanese

I heard the Leprechaun series is pretty bad too

 

[bigmoe69er]

Boxing Helena and Chicago

Boxing Helena may not have been the worst movie of all time, but it was the most disgusting. I turned it off in progress! To what I am sure will be a surprise to the masses, (out of boredom) I walked out of the movie Chicago. It has boring music, a boring plot, and, to me, it was not the least bit entertaining! This was the poorest choice for Best Picture in the history of film making!
----Dr. Moe

 

[DenWa]

All of the Rocky movies? Are you serious?

The first Rocky was a great movie...the second wasn't bad either. And for campy Mr. T fun you can't beat Rocky III...come on, man.

 

[Medic]

Hudson Hawk w/ Bruce Willis. It lasted on entire weekend in theatres.

Anything with Jennifer Lopez.

Where the Heart Is (I saw it on a plane and STILL walked out)

 

[DenWa]

Hudson Hawk was so bad...god it was bad.

 

[james t kirk]

Pi
Being John Malkovich
Being Human
What Dreams May Come
I Dreamed of Africa
Magnolia

Now hold on....

Magnolia was great and i really liked Being John Malkovich. I kepth thinking whoever wrote this movie was completely whacked out on LSD.

I also liked the English patient which someone else panned

 

[shack]

New entry as of last weekend...Freddy vs. Jason.

 

[Lil'Miss]

A Guy Thing...thought Jason Lee would save it.
He didn't.

Miss

 

[Kitty]

quote:
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Originally posted by johnhenrygalt
Pi
Being John Malkovich
Being Human
What Dreams May Come
I Dreamed of Africa
Magnolia
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I also loved Magnolia and being John Malkovich. Mabe johnhenrygalt needs to smoke a doob then watch them again
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Wost Movies

Down to earth
eyes wide shut WORST ENDING EVER
24 hrs in London
The Blair Witch Project I still want my money back!
Vampire in brooklin.... I miss the old eddie murphy
Staying alive

 

[chris123]

Anything with Streisand, especially Yentl.
Fame.
Sound Of Music

 

[submissivedave]

The Blair Witch Project I still want my money back!

Yupe!!!

The damn show gave me a headache !!!

 

[bigmoe69er]

Chris123

I really liked Yentl!!! ----Dr. Moe

 

[Baron]

I agree with Hudson Hawk being the worst. It had several good actors and it started out serious ( like a normal movie ), but then got really weird and goofy.

 

[bbradk]

Pretty much anything that the critics freak out over ends up being a pretentious pile of shite

How about mortal combat???

 

[submissivedave]

How about mortal combat???

And that of course, reminds me of "Street Figher" ... tee hee

 

[chucklehead]

With a few exceptions, almost anything nominated for an Oscar for best film. Some of the one mentioned previously such as Death Race and Ace Ventura II were bad movies, but atleast there were a couple of cheap laughs to help redeem them. Without a doubt, the most painful movies I've ever had to sit through:
1 The English Patient
2 Vanilla Sky
3 Moulin Rouge
4 Dick Tracy

 

[terryman]

PLEASANTVILLE. with that goofball who did Spider Man. I sucked big time