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Worst Movie Ever?

Dr.StripClub

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Not a famous movie or anything but a cheezy one about this Canadian lady who goes to India to adopt a kid.Everything is dubbed ,and man, the dubbing is horrible.The actors looked like they were beat up on the streets of Bombay and forced to act, at gun point.

The best acting of the movie was this monkey who threw some peanuts at the little kid who gets adopted...thank god for the monkey, or I'd really be pissed off.
 

shack

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Eyes Wide Shut
 

Cinema Face

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OH yeah I forgot....

Two of the most over-rated, over-hyped, had potential but blew it, sacks of shit are

The thin red line

Eyes wide shut.
 

meee

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Now how did I know that someone would say Showgirls? I thought it was pretty good myself and find myself glued whenever it comes on cable. By the way, maybe I should start another thread, but has anyone ever wondered why film critics even exist? I mean, their opinions are just their own, so why would their opinions count anymore than anyone else's? So why are people hired to write reviews of movies, or of plays, or anything else?
 

shack

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Re: OH yeah I forgot....

Cinema Face said:
Two of the most over-rated, over-hyped, had potential but blew it, sacks of shit are

The thin red line

Eyes wide shut.
At least we agree on one. I loved Thin Red Line.
 

TonyMontana

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Bones

BONES starting Snoop Doggy Dog

He is a 1970's pimp who is murdered in cold blood and comes back to life as a dog (??????) to hunt and kill the children of his killers 20 yrs later....
What the fuck!!!
I was with a dancer friend of mine and she made watch this movie while out on a "friend movie date"
I cussed and cursed her through out the whole ovie...calling her every name in the book in my head!
But...she made up for it later;)
BUT STILL the movie was a piece of shit
 

Sabuk

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Worst movie ever, must have been "Tomb Raider"

My buddy and I were sitting in the theatre, both thinking to ourselves,
"this movie sucks, but he seems to be enjoying Angelina..."

After the movie, we both agreed that it totally sucked and wished
one of us had spoken out to leave early :p
 

homonger

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Really? I have to disagree, Dr Moe. I think Risky Business is the best movie about teenaged run brothels I have ever seen!
 

bigmoe69er

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We'll have to agree to disagree on this one, Homonger. I found it to be a piece of shit! In fact, interestingly enough, whether or not you like the movie makes for a predictor of people with whom you likely would be compatible. For example, without exception, all of my close friends hate the movie. I realize that we are in the minority, and, believe me, it is a pleasure to be there. ----Dr. Moe
 

maverick9

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Actually Risky Business wasn't too bad at the time.
Worst movie -The Exorcist -scared the b'jesus out of me! LOL
 

maverick9

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Re: Risky Business

southpaw said:
How can hobbyists not like a film that glamorizes hobbyists?

Boy pays girl for sex, boy turns house into brothel, boy makes ton of cash, boy impresses ivy league recruiter, boy becomes man.
Yep I hear ya!
 

meee

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I know it's considered a classic and has made #1 as best film of all time on some lists, but Citizen Kane has to be one of the worst movies I've ever seen. There, I said it....
 

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MilesV said:
Death Race 2000

starring David Caradine.

- terrible acting and story.
so bad it was laughable

MV
BAHH HAH HAH!

This movie is so bad everyone should see it. A very yound Sly Stallone is in it too.
 

terryman

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SILKWOOD (The Karen Silkwood Story) sucked the high hard one.

That and any movie which stars John Ritter.
 

Top Jimmy

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Just flicked across "Galaxina" on the space channel. Looks like it started out as a SciFi flick, but the acting talent includes Avery Schrieber and Dorothy Stratten at the high end of the talent pool. Part way thru, they must have seen the dailies and decided it was beyond saving. It dies a horrible death trying to be campy, including bad color effects, actors in Alien masks from other films (Star Wars cantina, Phantom of the Paradise, etc) and a cameo by the Batmobile (minus the logo).

Truly horrible.
 
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