Thanks, now I've got that fucking song stuck in my head for the rest of the day
Very Ominous
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This is true - my fave coffee house in San Francisco : On Shaky Grounds..
My grand daughter got upset when she didn't know the opposite of Armageddon..
I said don't worry about it
It's not the end of the world!
I said don't worry about it
It's not the end of the world!
Woke up last night around 11:55PM and had to poop.
It took me 10 minutes and I realized
Hey it REALLY was
Same shit
Different day!!
It took me 10 minutes and I realized
Hey it REALLY was
Same shit
Different day!!
Rudy Guliani has a new line of coffee. Imaginative narcissistic calls it Rudy’s Coffee
I am surprised the craven opportunist didn’t call it “Ground Zero” or something!
From sickipedia:
CEO of Singapore Airlines certainly stuck to his word by shaking things up this year.
Stewardess, I know we are only an hour from Singapore but I feel a little down. I’m not angry, but my wife just hit the roof.
CEO of Singapore Airlines certainly stuck to his word by shaking things up this year.
Stewardess, I know we are only an hour from Singapore but I feel a little down. I’m not angry, but my wife just hit the roof.
I just downloaded the Titanic Soundtrack
It's Syncing right now
It's Syncing right now
I found $50 in a parking lot today...and being the religious person I am..thought to myself..
WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?
So I turned it into Wine!
WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?
So I turned it into Wine!
Last month I was on a 10 hr. flight and sat beside a baby...I didn't think it was possible for anyone to scream for 10hrs. Straight!
Even the baby was impressed I pulled it off!
Even the baby was impressed I pulled it off!
I was feeling kinda horny and desperate so I went to a local glory hole.
It was going pretty good and then I heard moaning from the other side.
FUCK it's a dudes voice. I had a man's dick in my mouth the whole time. No homo no homo!
It was going pretty good and then I heard moaning from the other side.
FUCK it's a dudes voice. I had a man's dick in my mouth the whole time. No homo no homo!
The Shortest Fairytale EVER..
A man asked a women to marry him..she said "NO"..
So the guy lived happily ever after..went fishing and hunting ...golfed alot..drank beer and farted whenever he wanted
THE END
A man asked a women to marry him..she said "NO"..
So the guy lived happily ever after..went fishing and hunting ...golfed alot..drank beer and farted whenever he wanted
THE END
Why is it when a woman is pregnant everyone pats her belly and says congratulations..but nobody cups the fathers balls and says good job???
Doctors have finally identified the food that causes grief and suffering years after its been eaten...
It's called a Wedding Cake!!
It's called a Wedding Cake!!
I hate it when people knock on your door and tell you that you need to be 'saved' otherwise you will 'burn.' I just told those firemen to fuck off.
Just paid £20 for lobster tails so the server sat me down and said "Once upon a time, there was this lobster...
