You stole a damn fine bottle of scotch, and I would love a sip - w4m - 26 ( 2 Cooper St. and Queens Quay, LCBO)
The Toronto Star describes you as "dapper", a "gentleman", a wearer of a jaunty brown hats and Burberry plaid.
The bottle of whiskey you (sexily) liberated was described as "pale gold" in colour, aged 50 years, with "a beautifully harmonious, uplifting, vibrant and complex aroma," and a long finish "with a touch of dry oak and the merest trace of peat."
Obviously I would like to meet you both.
You stole my heart when you stole that bottle, and while there are, internationally, 50 other bottles of single malt Glenfiddich, (tasting of "zesty orange marmalade, with an aroma of delicate rose petals,") there is only one of you.
Me: A beautiful, young, second-generation Scottish woman (in a rough patch in her life), who could really do with a delicious once-in-a-lifetime drink. I earn about as much as the bottle is worth and have a fondness for older men and older spirits. Already we have so much in common.
We'll meet somewhere classy. I'll bring the tumblers.
- Location: 2 Cooper St. and Queens Quay, LCBO
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