The Ask-A-Hooker Thread

[genintoronto]

Have you ever had a guy just break down out of guilt for cheating on his significant other and not be able to go through with it? Honest guilt

Ahhhhh... the client's guilt.

Yes, I've encountered it, but not in the way you suggested it. It usually happens AFTER the deed is done, and it usually comes in two versions: 1) the client will start freaking out about STDs, asking you repeatedly if you're 'clean', do you get tested, when did you get tested the last time, you're sure you're 'clean', how can you be sure that you're 'clean'?, etc.; or 2) the client ask you why you're doing this job, suggesting other options, trying to 'save' you.

The later version is more of a 'catholic' guilt symptom I think, and the former one I always attribute it to the cheater's guilt.

 

[wet_suit_one]

My favourite girl recently said to me that I came like an Elephant! Meaning I produced lots of cum!

What is the most cum you have seen produced by a client?

Hey there ladies.

Please answer this one, inquiring minds want to know!

Any other "Peter Norths" out there?

 

[genintoronto]

A) Gen, did you go ahead and lick the cumsicle? If so, did his creation actually turn you on?

No. I told him that I never accept a drink/food that was not opened/prepared in front of me.

B) The last thing that runs around in my mind right before the SP opens the door is usually "Please let this not be a B&S" or "Please be hotter in person".
So what is the last thing that you're thinking just before you look through the peephole or open the door?

How does my hair looks? Did I put a fresh towel in the bathroom? Shoot, I forget to light some candles. This dryer is REALLY loud. Those shoes really make my bum look great.

Randomness, really.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Do you remember the first client you ever saw as an SP? Were you nervous or scared?

 

[genintoronto]

Do you remember the first client you ever saw as an SP? Were you nervous or scared?

Yes. I was a bit nervous, but he was a gentleman. We had fun. I still remember most of our conversation too.

 

[diverdown]

Amazing thread, one of the best...perhaps the best ever. It took off and has been carried off so well. Many thanks to all of the ladies for the opportunity and responses.

Now to add a question. I know gifts are not expected however... cash, a smile, thank you or compliment aside what is the most surprising or thoughtful gift you have received?

Oh...and...not that I did often but I am fairly certain I will never eat nor look at a popsicle the same way ever again!!!

 

[amber-jade]

Do you remember the first client you ever saw as an SP? Were you nervous or scared?

i STILL get nervous alot of the times meeting someone for the 1st time



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[amber-jade]

Now to add a question. I know gifts are not expected however... cash, a smile, thank you or compliment aside what is the most surprising or thoughtful gift you have received?

2 bluejay's tickets.......100level.....they won that game,
i was asked for i.d when we went to get a few beers



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[fuji]

We need an anonymized version of this thread so that we can get straight answers to some questions that would be business-killers if any of our fine hostesses answered them honestly:

-- How much of your terb persona is make believe?

-- How often do you work at the wrong time of the month?

-- What do you think of your clients, no really?

-- What things do you do in a session to minimize the unpleasantness?

-- Do you ever feel bad about what you're doing?

But since this is not anonymized, let me ask the question this way: How do you think the "typical" SP would answer these questions?

Yes full marks for pointing out there is no such thing as "typical" provided your answer does describe what one is likely to encounter in vairous real world scenarios.

I think the positive / professional questions have been adequately asked and answered which is why I'm posting these more "hard hitting" questions. No disrespect intended, I think being an SP is a job, and a good job, and probably sometimes a fun job, but probably not always, or not for all SP's. Like all jobs it will have less pleasant aspects--like my job does too (firing people, never fun, never.)

 

[ebhobbs]

Have you guys ever had a guy absolutely obssessed with you?

 

[amber-jade]

1-- How much of your terb persona is make believe?

2-- How often do you work at the wrong time of the month?

3-- What do you think of your clients, no really?

4-- What things do you do in a session to minimize the unpleasantness?

5-- Do you ever feel bad about what you're doing?

1-- stage name so right off the hop, it's not 100% real, thou anyone i have met i usually tell my real name ...

i am me , as much as i feel comfotable being me on''the web''...
real life is something TOTALLY different.... the two should remain that way.

i would say 3/4 me, to answer your question

2--if by '' wrong time of the month '' you mean...
do i hide the fact that mother nature is visiting ?.
then no never...that said, i do offer limited ( amazing ) services at that time..

3--what do i think of my clients...honestly,, i like most, when i 1st started to offer 1on1, i really was shy & nervous, i was so used to our mfm scenes, 1on1;s where so new to me, i did get nervous, for a few clients around that time,...for good reason thou
(but, thats another story)

4--it is ''rarely'' unpleasant for me....but i always find a game of see the cock / don't see the cock / hide the cock...seems to work for me...

5--do i ever feel bad about what i am doing?... sort of, but it's like this....
i am in an open to the extreme, relationship, we hide nothing, nd try to live our life as an open book, i think about some clients and the stories
ie: not having sex with the S/O for like a year, or two,,and they have to hid who they REALLY are...''know what i mean?''

fuji:

i answered your questions with as much honesty as i am willing to give on ''the web'' ,
but feel free to know us a '' real '' people , just like the neighbours you have...we ARE the same people...all of us...

great questions by the way




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[amber-jade]

Have you guys ever had a guy absolutely obssessed with you?

everyday without fail i get several texts from a guy, asking , begging , to be my slave....wash the car, do my hair, be my foot stool, door mat etc etc


i did have a stalker last summer, THAT was really freaky,
he would call the cell when we where out omeplace, and say, what i was wearing....and what we were doing ,
we figured out who it as, and it all went away, so all is well now



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[y2kmark]

Come on ...

s but the one that sticks out !

most of them stick out after a little attention, don't they??

 

[Noriko]

Question:

When did you first discover that you were suitable for this profession?

How do client approach you when they want to have a 3 some with their SO, if the SO is quite conservative?! What way can you convince her to actually do it?

Thanks


Thanks

 

[heroicjj8]

Question:

How do client approach you when they want to have a 3 some with their SO, if the SO is quite conservative?! What way can you convince her to actually do it?

First, Great thread.

2nd, even though i am not a SP, but i would like to answer this.

I don't think the SP is the one to do the convincing. I think the man is. If by any chance the wife is conservative and the man bring her to a SP without saying a word (expecting SP to convince her), i think he is screwed. it sounds like a divorce is coming to place.

If he mentioned and the wife is not convince, there is no way the wife will show up at a SP if she is not already convince at first. (also if she rejected the idea, mentioning of the SP will going to get him into serious trouble)

If the wife know about it and accept the suggestion to see a SP for 3Some, meaning the man already convinced her. no need for SP to do so.

Am I Right? any other scenerio?

 

[Twinklegirl]

Have you guys ever had a guy absolutely obssessed with you?

YES. I have two right now. argh.

 

[Twinklegirl]

Do you remember the first client you ever saw as an SP? Were you nervous or scared?

Yes. I was neither nervous or scared. But I do get nervous when meeting someone new now.

 

[Carrie Moon]

Have you ever had a guy just break down out of guilt for cheating on his significant other and not be able to go through with it? Honest guilt

many times.. but I had a guy about a year ago who would not only not go through with it but was shaking from terror... when I went in to comfort him with a hug.. he freaked out 'don't hurt me!' like I was going to attack him. I eventually calmed him down enough and offered to give him a masturbation show while he pleasured himself..as touching him was obviously out of the question...

the thing is the whole session was emotionally exhausting for me as he was so unstable... and he tried to book again a few months later.. yeah right!!! not happening. I don't mind offering a bit of support/therapy but psychotic ramblings make me draw the line.

 

[Carrie Moon]

Do you remember the first client you ever saw as an SP? Were you nervous or scared?

majorly scared! My first night I worked for an agency and saw 3 clients.. two were so strange that I don't remember the 3rd (and it was 20 years ago).

The first guy was staying at a friends house on the couch and we did it there.. I was sure someone in the house was going to walk in on us..

The 2nd was at a stag party at the Royal York hotel. I went with another more seasoned escort from the agency and was so green.. I owned one dress and no lingerie. The guys were all in a circle when we arrived and sitting on chairs while an obvious street hooker offered anyone else want a bj 50 bucks? Some creepy very drunk guy started in on me.. and the 'host' grabbed me when he saw the deer caught in the headlights look on my face.

the seasoned escort grabbed the host as her client. ( I guess she had been told what we were hired for ... but I hadn't.) the host then brought me to a separate private room to be with my intended client. He was 65 and widowed.. it took all of 10 minutes and he tipped me 50 bucks.

I had had visions of being gangbanged against my will.. the escort agency owner did several things like that without warning me of what I was walking into.. and of course I felt no guilt whatsoever when I left her agency and took 2 of my regular clients #'s with me. She is also the one who opened BUDGET!

My first night I made 500 bucks net and promptly quit my security guard night shift job and never looked back.

 

[Carrie Moon]

So you are saying a lady can't be a slut??????
respectfully....I disagree!

well technically we're not sluts. Sluts do it for free... We're whores..