The Ask-A-Hooker Thread

[Cycleguy007]

So, does that make me a gay dude?

LOL! Most certainly not! I believe Red White was trying to insinuate that I may have a homosexual tendency because I repeated a concept you brought up earlier. You are most CERTAINLY not a gay dude...

However... I maintain the notion that I am a lesbian caught in a man's body.

LOL! Carrie... talk about the same wavelength!

 

[Carrie Moon]

I can appreciate direct but you must have had someone come through your door and wish he went straight back out. What percentage of guys do you wish you never met. Unless there's a mental click sex is just mechanical. I've met a lot of gorgeous women (strip joints) and after a little chatting a lot turn out to be total turn offs.

yes.. but I'm in the customer service business..

AND a mental click can be one-sided.. I've had clients who thoroughly felt a mental click and vice-versa when it wasn't returned..after all it is 'mental' so it's whatever is in your head.

When you are ready you'll take the leap.. and it's like the first time you do anything scary.. public speaking. karaoke, whitewater rafting.. what have you.

Once you do it.. and are successful (don't chicken out or ruin it by tons of overthinking).. you get a high... and then you wonder why you waited so long.. right guys? remember being a newbie?

No offense to strippers but many I've met were drunk/high and I still had a good conversation.. but that's a different scene.

 

[herames]

on averge...how bad are guys at kissing

 

[genintoronto]

on averge...how bad are guys at kissing

I find that most are either really good at it, or really bad. Not many in the 'average' category.

 

[genintoronto]

However... I maintain the notion that I am a lesbian caught in a man's body.

Well then, I'm a bi man caught in a woman's body: I'd hit anything that's cute and breathing.

 

[Carrie Moon]

on averge...how bad are guys at kissing

Can't comment as I find it too personal with clients so I don't offer it.

Well then, I'm a bi man caught in a woman's body: I'd hit anything that's cute and breathing.

And appropriately this is post 69! one of my favs

 

[jiiimmm]

yes.. but I'm in the customer service business..

AND a mental click can be one-sided.. I've had clients who thoroughly felt a mental click and vice-versa when it wasn't returned..after all it is 'mental' so it's whatever is in your head.

When you are ready you'll take the leap.. and it's like the first time you do anything scary.. public speaking. karaoke, whitewater rafting.. what have you.

Once you do it.. and are successful (don't chicken out or ruin it by tons of overthinking).. you get a high... and then you wonder why you waited so long.. right guys? remember being a newbie?

No offense to strippers but many I've met were drunk/high and I still had a good conversation.. but that's a different scene.[



Well thanks for your replies, appreciate your input.

 

[herames]

I find that most are either really good at it, or really bad. Not many in the 'average' category.

50 50 split than to that regard!?
....i wonder how often they saying "to get over someone ..get under someone" fits!?

 

[herames]

Additonally question...have you ever been hired to convert a Gay Man(by friend or family of guy so be it)!?
secondly...what is the oldest virgin you had deflowered!?

 

[genintoronto]

Additonally question...have you ever been hired to convert a Gay Man(by friend or family of guy so be it)!?

I had one client I strongly suspect was a gay dude in denial who hired me to convince himself he wasn't gay.

Poor guy. He was SO fucking gay, my gaydar was screaming the entire time. I just wanted to tell him to get out of that closet already and go suck cocks instead of forcing himself to eat pussy.

secondly...what is the oldest virgin you had deflowered!?

That I know of, he was 16-ish, like me.

 

[AJstar]

Are these 'hooker's' testing their answers for a new reality TV show? VERY INTERESTING

 

[Polaris]

three questions

1. What percentage of clients suffer from male pattern baldness?

2. What percentage of clients are over-weight?

3. What percentage of clients are George Costanza look-a-likes?

4. What percentage of clients ask for CIM with swallow (if this service is provided, if not guess that means the question is moot).

5. What do you really think of your clients?

I.e. is the majority just guys out to have some fun, or that the majority are guys trying to compensate for some inadequacy they feel about themselves and seeing you would allievate some of their own self-doubt?

Thanks for your answers.

 

[pimpin_civic]

I've always wondered...

Have you ever been called to an appointment and it turned out to be a relative(close or distant) that was the client? Or one of your good friends, or someone you knew and didnt expect to hobby?

Did you go through with it?

 

[Twinklegirl]

Whats your favorite novel?

She's Come Undone by Wally Lamb

Kite Runner (forget the author..Khalid something or other)

Memoires of a Geisha by Arthur Golden

Outlander by Diana Gabalden

 

[Twinklegirl]

on averge...how bad are guys at kissing

I have to say that most guys have to learn the art of the tongue when kissing. My impulse is to push a guy away when his tongue comes at me like he's going to lick the interior of my stomach. Gently, easy...

 

[RandyAndy2]

Do you have friends that are outside of the business with whom you talk (about the business, that is)?

What do you find attractive in men? I'm not referring to clients, but a guy you'd meet in "civilian" life.

Cool thread by the way. Thanks for your openness.

 

[Twinklegirl]

Have you ever become romantically attached / attracted to a client?

OTB

I have one client that I have GREAT sex with. He totally does it for me. If I was in a better place in my life, I'd be all over him like a fat kid on a smartie.

 

[herames]

I have to say that most guys have to learn the art of the tongue when kissing. My impulse is to push a guy away when his tongue comes at me like he's going to lick the interior of my stomach. Gently, easy...

i appreciate the truth..hehe...how can us guys get some pratice in the art of

 

[Twinklegirl]

2. What percentage of clients are over-weight?
5. What do you really think of your clients?

Most of my clients are overweight, but so am I, so who cares. I am actually attracted to guys with some weight. I like a normal body. Someone who's not afraid to have a dessert.


I think my clients are wonderful men for the most part. I have been very lucky. Some of my best friends are former/current clients. They are respectful, kind, really good guys.

 

[doggee_01]

No need to tip-toe around it: we're all sluts here.
can't agree with that statement....most of the ladies i have had the pleasure of meeting are indeed ladies