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I watch some clips of the movie. It's horrible to begin with. After that, it's clear children today don't identify with these titles.

If Disney want to go in this direction, there choice. But the huge budget is spent on such a horrible, limited-market movie is odd.
 
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Frankfooter

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You're the one injecting Israel to every issue buddy... this has nothing to do with Israel...yet somehownuiubmanage to bring it here...the fuck is wrong with you....
Deal with it, that's the reality here. If you think that there are more right wingers boycotting Snow White because Zegler wrote 'free Palestine' or that she's not white enough you're insane.

Gal Gadot is IDF, she's being protested globally.
 

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I watch some clips of the movie. It's horrible to begin with. After that, it's clear children today don't identify with these titles.

If Disney want to go in this direction, there choice. But the huge budget is spent on such a horrible, limited-market movie is odd.
I guess in today's mega alpha maga type Snow White would have needed to be gangbang by the 7 dwarfs to make a non woke scenario?
 
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Valcazar

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Of course it was a mediocre movie. They changed the classic winning story line 'cause it needed a woke update. You can't separate the two facts from one another.
Changing the storyline doesn't dictate whether or not it will be mediocre.
The original storyline isn't something magical and amazing.
Films are a lot more than the story, there are all kinds of other pieces involved.
 

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The original storyline isn't something magical and amazing.
A woman eats a poisonous apple and is only awakened when the man of her dreams kisses her isn't magical?

WTF do you call it?

Once you become an adult, even magic seems mundane. That's because you've had years of experience with countless other magical stories.

A good story line is a critical part of a any film.

Someone in this thread said they watched the movie and the prince is now a beggar. Who is that going to appeal to? Homeless men?

They don't buy movie tickets.
 
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Valcazar

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A woman eats a poisonous apple and is only awakened when the man of her dreams kisses her isn't magical?

WTF do you call it?
We are clearly using magical differently here.
It's an old oral tale passed down and the Disney version, in particular, is very simple.
The characters are flat, there isn't much that actually goes on, it's all quite simple.

It's serviceable enough to hang all the elements that make it a great film on, that's it.

(And hell, the Disney version is far more tamed and wokified than some earlier versions - no iron shoes! No thruple happy ending!)

A good story line is a critical part of a any film.
It helps.
But it isn't the only part of a film that matters and it isn't as if a film without one can't be a good film.

Someone in this thread said they watched the movie and the prince is now a beggar. Who is that going to appeal to? Homeless men?

They don't buy movie tickets.
The prince in the classic Disney version is a largely irrelevant character (since they couldn't animate him well so they got rid of his storyline).
There are versions where her dad wakes her.
And, of course, in the Grimm version, he buys her and doesn't wake her with a kiss.

So what?
 
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The Oracle

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On the slopes of Mount Parnassus, Greece
''Who was the prince in the original Snow White?


The Prince | Disney Princess Wiki | Fandom


The Prince, also known as Prince Florian (and erroneously referred to as Prince Ferdinand) is a major character in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. He is the first official Disney Prince.''

Disney is going to ride this woke crap right into the ground..It looks good on them.
 
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Valcazar

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The Prince, also known as Prince Florian (and erroneously referred to as Prince Ferdinand) is a major character in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. He is the first official Disney Prince.''
He's a super minor character, actually.
He shows up in the first song and then at the end to kiss her.

He was supposed to have more story, but the animators couldn't draw him convincingly, so they cut it.
They worked on it and were able to have a better Prince for Cinderella and then finally get it right in Sleeping Beauty where you finally get the Prince as a major character.
 
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''Who was the prince in the original Snow White?


The Prince | Disney Princess Wiki | Fandom


The Prince, also known as Prince Florian (and erroneously referred to as Prince Ferdinand) is a major character in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. He is the first official Disney Prince.''

Disney is going to ride this woke crap right into the ground..It looks good on them.
Why are you so obsessed with this gay-coded children's cartoon character from 1937? How good is your life that you have bandwidth to even think about this?
 

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The majority of people are not politicizing their movie watching experience like you.
You are in the minority here.
But of course if it helps you sleep better, feel free to tow this line.
Is that why it flopped? because of the "minority"? people are tired of the narrative...heck even the democrats can't be bothered to go out there and watch this movie... If your main character tells you it's no longer a love story and the said prince is now a stalker...it's no longer snow white...LoL...
 

mandrill

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I applaud the TERB righties for getting their panties in a twist about a movie aimed at 6 year old little girls.

Time well spent, guys!

Next thing you tell us is that your sparkly wands and princess dresses didn't fit right!
 
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