Romaine calm!

[The Hof]

Van last seen speeding east towards a Ranch near the 1000 Islands!

 

[Kyra.Graves]

I hear the van was last seen speeding across the greens of a nearby golf course. They have now called in the army, marche-ng in to capture the thieves!

 

[italianguy74]

How does someone re-crouton a heist like that?

 

[Phil C. McNasty]

Lettuce be honest, these thieves didnt just fall off the tunip truck.

 

[Kirby2006]

There's bean a lot of vegetarian restaurants sprout up lately. Maybe one of them will be chard with the crime.

 

[corrie fan]

This whole thread is radicchio.

 

[SchlongConery]

How does someone re-crouton a heist like that?

Tell them there is a lot of bread to be made.

 

[SchlongConery]

There's bean a lot of vegetarian restaurants sprout up lately. Maybe one of them will be chard with the crime.

So you think they are going to stalk up on beans?

 

[SchlongConery]

I hear the van was last seen speeding across the greens of a nearby golf course. They have now called in the army, marche-ng in to capture the thieves!

Nah, those soldiers are still in Quebec, watching the French dressing.

 

[SchlongConery]

Van last seen speeding east towards a Ranch near the 1000 Islands!

Too bad old Jim Roquefort isn't around to investigate.

 

[SchlongConery]

Lettuce be honest, these thieves didnt just fall off the tunip truck.

Yeah,probably hardened criminals that will never turn over a new leaf.

 

[MzBhavin]

Arugula tell me that they mache right out of there?

 

[OnTheWayOut]

Likely the heist was performed by a bunch of scallions. If they get the dirt on them they will be onions.

 

[SchlongConery]

Yeah,probably hardened criminals that will never turn over a new leaf.

They just caught one of these guys while investigating a previous hijacking of a truck load of Viagra. But he is not talking. Apparently a real stand up guy.

 

[SchlongConery]

Arugula tell me that they mache right out of there?

Yup, the whole bunch of them.

Security saw them. Drove right in and then leaves.

 

[MissCroft]

Likely the heist was performed by a bunch of scallions. If they get the dirt on them they will be onions.

Chive always thought you were good at puns.

 

[MissCroft]

Tell them there is a lot of bread to be made.

Rye do you knead to pun?

 

[SchlongConery]

Rye do you knead to pun?

I have tried to break my pun addiction. Sometimes I go a whole wheat.

 

[MissCroft]

I have tried to break my pun addiction. Sometimes I go a whole wheat.

Doughn't start with me or I'll pumpernickel! :director:

 

[Kirby2006]

This whole thread is radicchio.

Of coarse it is! But once you forage in the pun field you can never leaf.