Interviewed this applicant for the security guard job earlier this morning. She is ex-navy. She said that being in the navy meant long stretches at sea far away from home and family. Wants a job much closer to home.
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My last interview to-day was a young E.I. woman.
Me: So, what brings you here?
Woman: Heard there is an opening for a security guard.
Me: Yes, actually two openings.
Woman: Is it true the mall only hire Sikhs?
Me: Not true. We don't discriminate. What are you?
Woman: I'm Sikh.
Me: You're hired.
Me: So, what brings you here?
Woman: Heard there is an opening for a security guard.
Me: Yes, actually two openings.
Woman: Is it true the mall only hire Sikhs?
Me: Not true. We don't discriminate. What are you?
Woman: I'm Sikh.
Me: You're hired.
I figure I better do my rounds before the mall closes. My first stop was the spa.
"Hey Marilyn. How you doing? Sorry, can't do your back to-night. Have to complete my rounds. Next time, ok.
"Hey Marilyn. How you doing? Sorry, can't do your back to-night. Have to complete my rounds. Next time, ok.
Took a walk in the parking lot earlier this morning and saw this.
We still haven't fill those two vacant security job positions. Interviewed this young lady a few minutes ago.
Me: So, you're here for the security job position?
Lady: Yes, but is it true that the mall only hire Sikhs?
Me: Not true, we don't discriminate. What are you?
Lady: I'm Sikh.
Me: You're hired. Just kidding! We'll let you know in a few days.
Me: BTW part of the process is I have to see you unclothed.
Woman: Absolutely, no problem.
Me: So, you're here for the security job position?
Lady: Yes, but is it true that the mall only hire Sikhs?
Me: Not true, we don't discriminate. What are you?
Lady: I'm Sikh.
Me: You're hired. Just kidding! We'll let you know in a few days.
Me: BTW part of the process is I have to see you unclothed.
Woman: Absolutely, no problem.
Just got a text from Becky. She invited me over for dinner, drinks and to watch the Golden Knights on her large screen TV.
Knock, knock,
Becky: You're early. I still getting dressed but come in anyway.
Me: Becky, your robe is open.
Becky: Don't be a prude. Come in.
Knock, knock,
Becky: You're early. I still getting dressed but come in anyway.
Me: Becky, your robe is open.
Becky: Don't be a prude. Come in.
"Good morning ma'am. Your privates are visible. Please pull down your dress a bit."
No NHL playoff game to-night. I'm hanging out at the PotatoHead Pub. Vicky's night off so she won't be "serving" me. Anyway, not a good idea to be tied to just one server. Here's nude server Antoinette bringing me my supper.
I'm currently in the PotatoHead Pub watching the Vegas game and having a bite to to eat.
Interviewed this woman for the assistant mall cop position. She is ex-military.
Some applicant try to gain an advantage by using sex.
Dropped by the spa before heading home.
Ooops, she looks a bit embarrassed.
Ooops, she looks a bit embarrassed.
So the city finally arranged that media event to present me with the key to the city for taking down that gun person at the mall.
Knock, knock,
Deputy Mayor: Hi, I'm Jennifer the Deputy Mayor. The Mayor was called to attend to an urgent matter. I'll take her place for the ceremony.
Me: But, you're naked.
Jennifer: You're early. I was just getting dressed. Come on in while I finish getting dressed..
Deputy Mayor before finished getting dressed.
Deputy Mayor after getting dressed but before putting on heels.
Knock, knock,
Deputy Mayor: Hi, I'm Jennifer the Deputy Mayor. The Mayor was called to attend to an urgent matter. I'll take her place for the ceremony.
Me: But, you're naked.
Jennifer: You're early. I was just getting dressed. Come on in while I finish getting dressed..
Deputy Mayor before finished getting dressed.
Deputy Mayor after getting dressed but before putting on heels.
Decided to drop in on the gym before calling it a night. Ladies playing a game of nude basketball.
