Just finished interviewing a young lady for the assistant mall manager job.
Me: So, what brings you here?.
Woman: Heard there is an opening for an assistant mall manager.
Me: Yes, the incumbent has been promoted to a position at head office.
Woman: Is it true that the mall only hire Sikhs?
Me: Not true, we don't discriminate. What are you?
Woman: I'm Sikh.
Me: You're hired. Just kidding! We'll let you know in a few days.
Me: BTW part of the process is I have to you unclothed.
Woman: Absolutely, no problem.
