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Just finished interviewing an applicant for the spa vacancy.
Me: Are you ok working in the nude?
Applicant: Absolutely
Me: Are you ok providing HJ and BBBJ?
Applicant: Absolutely. Let me show you.
Me: Are you ok working in the nude?
Applicant: Absolutely
Me: Are you ok providing HJ and BBBJ?
Applicant: Absolutely. Let me show you.
Applicant is ex-LE. Applying for the security guard position.
Just got a text from Alicia inviting me over to her place for dinner, drinks and watch Vegas on her large screen TV.
Knock, knock,
Alicia: Why are you always so fcuking early? I'm not dressed yet.
Me: I'm here early so I can catch you naked.
Alicia: Since you're already here. Come in.
Knock, knock,
Alicia: Why are you always so fcuking early? I'm not dressed yet.
Me: I'm here early so I can catch you naked.
Alicia: Since you're already here. Come in.
My last interview for the day. She is applying for one of the spots in the nude all female race. She even came wearing her running shoes.
Another applicant for the nude all female race. She declined to remove her running shoes.
Took a walk in the parking lot earlier this morning and saw this. WTF the guy is my assistant and he's still in uniform. I'll need to have a talk with him about sex in the parking lot while still wearing the uniform.
Interviewed an applicant for the nude all female race. She came wearing her running shoes. Asked if I wanted to see her run.
My last interview for the day, then I'll check in on the spa and head to the PotatoHead Pub for a bite to eat.
Me: So what brings you in?
Applicant: I heard you have a vacancy for a security guard.
Me: Actually, two vacancies. I fired a security guard this morning for fornicating with a customer in the parking lot.
Me: Ok, the interview process is very simple. I'll ask you a few questions. The I'll check you unclothed for tattoos, bruises, physical abnormalities, check your height and weigh you.
Applicant: Sounds good. Let's get started.
Me: So what brings you in?
Applicant: I heard you have a vacancy for a security guard.
Me: Actually, two vacancies. I fired a security guard this morning for fornicating with a customer in the parking lot.
Me: Ok, the interview process is very simple. I'll ask you a few questions. The I'll check you unclothed for tattoos, bruises, physical abnormalities, check your height and weigh you.
Applicant: Sounds good. Let's get started.
Haven't been to the shoe store in a bit. So, I paid them a visit this morning and saw this.
:Ma'am, no masturbating in the shoe store. Please stop immediately."
:Ma'am, no masturbating in the shoe store. Please stop immediately."
Does anyone have any idea what story Darts is attempting to tell in this thread?
It's a fun thread as a contrast to some other threads where some members take themselves way too seriously and often descend into personal attacks/insults.
Yes, and Netflix and is currently shooting a video titled "Mall Cop Hero". I play the hero but so far have declined to do the nude sex scenes.
Update: Netflix has increased my salary, changed the title of the video to "Mall Cop Superhero" and has made the contract clear that nude sex scenes will only involve cute young biological females (not that there is anything wrong with consenting adults who prefer sex with other kind of partners).
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Friday night, busy night at the mall.
OMG, just got word that the mall has received threat of a bomb attack. Have to evacuate everybody ASAP. My first thought was to get the spa ladies out.
Me: Ladies, everybody out. Mall has received threat of a bomb attack.
Ladies: But, we're naked.
Me: No time to argue/debate. I'll grab some towels.
OMG, just got word that the mall has received threat of a bomb attack. Have to evacuate everybody ASAP. My first thought was to get the spa ladies out.
Me: Ladies, everybody out. Mall has received threat of a bomb attack.
Ladies: But, we're naked.
Me: No time to argue/debate. I'll grab some towels.
