We still haven't fill those two vacant security job positions. Interviewed this young lady a few minutes ago.
Me: So, you're here for the security job position?
Lady: Yes, but is it true that the mall only hire Sikhs?
Me: Not true, we don't discriminate. What are you?
Lady: I'm Sikh.
Me: You're hired. Just kidding! We'll let you know in a few days.
Me: BTW part of the process is I have to see you unclothed.
Woman: Absolutely, no problem.