I'm getting complaints a woman is exposing herself in the parking lot and scaring children and small animals so I went to investigate.
Me: Ma'am, we have a no pussy exposing policy. Please pull up your skirt. Also, your car is parked in a physically challenged person parking space.
Pussy woman: But it is really hot and my pussy need some fresh air. BTW: Are you married or have a GF?
Me: Ma'am, don't force me to take you inside and do a strip search.
Pussy woman: Oh, please do.
