Took a walk around the parking lot earlier this morning and saw two lesbians making out.
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Good news! The mall board has approved the naked all female race for prizes sponsored by All Thrills.
I've been charged with providing security and ensuring all participants are biological females and no ringers.
Word spreads fast. We are already receiving applications from interested females.
Just got a text with pic from Avery inviting me to join her for lunch. Short notice but I said yes. However, I cannot drink alcohol because I am still on duty.
I was at the local mall earlier to-day. A young lady was having a smoke outside. A bum approached her and tried to start some small talk. Fortunately, one of the security guys (I think Sikh) chased him away. I asked the young lady if she knew the bum. She said "no idea and happy he is gone".
Don't bums know that proper young ladies have no, absolutely no interest in a bum?
Don't bums know that proper young ladies have no, absolutely no interest in a bum?
Now that the weather is getting warmer/hotter, I'm seeing a lot of bare female flesh.
Thank goodness it's holiday Monday. Looking forward to a quiet day for a change. The Pub won't open until noon. All the major stores are closed. Nevertheless, mall security is still a high priority.
Took a walk around the parking lot earlier this morning. WTF, had to tell this couple that fornication is not allowed on mall property.
Took a walk around the parking lot earlier this morning. WTF, had to tell this couple that fornication is not allowed on mall property.
Then I spotted this woman taking a leak. Had to tell her that peeing is not allowed on mall property. The nerve of some people.
Just got a text from Amelia inviting me to her place for dinner, drinks and watch the Canes vs Panthers on her large screen TV.
Amelia: You're a bit early. I didn't have time to put on panties.
Me: Yeah, not much traffic to-day. Don't bother with the panties.
Amelia: How was your day?
Me: Pretty quiet being Vicky Day and all.
Me: What do you think of Matthew Tkachuk?
Amelia: That man is a stud. Would love to get a piece of him.
Amelia: You're a bit early. I didn't have time to put on panties.
Me: Yeah, not much traffic to-day. Don't bother with the panties.
Amelia: How was your day?
Me: Pretty quiet being Vicky Day and all.
Me: What do you think of Matthew Tkachuk?
Amelia: That man is a stud. Would love to get a piece of him.
Took a walk around the parking lot earlier this morning.
Me: Good morning ladies. What you doing?
Ladies: We're changing into our work clothes.
Me: You're both nude servers. What work clothes?
Ladies: The work clothes that we take off when we are on the job.
Me: Good morning ladies. What you doing?
Ladies: We're changing into our work clothes.
Me: You're both nude servers. What work clothes?
Ladies: The work clothes that we take off when we are on the job.
Took a walk around the parking lot earlier this morning.
Me: What's the rush?
Woman: I'm late for work.
Me: Ok, but be careful you don't trip over your panties.
Me: What's the rush?
Woman: I'm late for work.
Me: Ok, but be careful you don't trip over your panties.
We're getting a lot of job applications from overworked and stressed out nurses. I have mixed feelings about hiring them because it means our health care system is losing another nurse.
This is Aria. She is an overworked, stressed out nurse looking for a job as a spa attendant.
Me: Are you comfortable doing the job naked?
Aria: Absolutely.
Me: Are you ok seeing the client naked?
Aria: I see naked people all the time now as a nurse.
Me: Some of our clients are elderly. Is your CPR skills up to date?
Aria: Absolutely.
Me: Do you have any tattoos, piercings, etc.?
Aria: None
Me: I have to see you naked just to check.
Aria: Yes, please do.
This is Aria. She is an overworked, stressed out nurse looking for a job as a spa attendant.
Me: Are you comfortable doing the job naked?
Aria: Absolutely.
Me: Are you ok seeing the client naked?
Aria: I see naked people all the time now as a nurse.
Me: Some of our clients are elderly. Is your CPR skills up to date?
Aria: Absolutely.
Me: Do you have any tattoos, piercings, etc.?
Aria: None
Me: I have to see you naked just to check.
Aria: Yes, please do.
It's a shame that so many nurses have left or are thinking of leaving the profession. Interviewed nurse Hanna early this evening.
Me: So you're thinking of leaving nursing.
Hanna: Yes, long hours, much stress and low pay.
Me: So, you think spa attendant is a better choice at this time?
Hanna: Definitely worth a try. I can always go back to nursing if it doesn't pan out.
Me: Are you prepared to offer HJ and BBBJ.
Hanna: No problem. Let me show you.
Me: So you're thinking of leaving nursing.
Hanna: Yes, long hours, much stress and low pay.
Me: So, you think spa attendant is a better choice at this time?
Hanna: Definitely worth a try. I can always go back to nursing if it doesn't pan out.
Me: Are you prepared to offer HJ and BBBJ.
Hanna: No problem. Let me show you.
Took a walk around the parking lot earlier this morning. This car pulls in at 30kph and almost hits me.
Me: What's the rush?
Woman driver: I'm late for work.
Me: No masturbating on mall property.
Woman driver: I'm almost finished.
Me: What's the rush?
Woman driver: I'm late for work.
Me: No masturbating on mall property.
Woman driver: I'm almost finished.
Got a text from the manager of the PotatoHead Pub. She said that Victoria (Vicky/Tori) is now a permanent nude server as she passed her probation period with flying colours. So, I decided to pop in for an early lunch and also to congratulate Vicky.
It's happened again. I was pushing one of those large grocery carts and the darn thing locked up on me. In a split second a maiden not in distress came to my aid. I asked her to lift up the front end and was able to get the cart to the cart parking lot. I thanked her and we each went our merry way.
BTW: That gentleman on a disability pension renting a room for $400 a month found a job as a crossing guard complete with reflective vest and a hand held "stop" sign.
BTW: That gentleman on a disability pension renting a room for $400 a month found a job as a crossing guard complete with reflective vest and a hand held "stop" sign.
So, I watched the Panthers game on the large TV in the PotatoHead Pub. Got to know nude server Vicky better. She said, with a wink, she also provides service "under the table" to her favourite customers.
We are getting many applications for the upcoming all female nude race sponsored by the All Thrills grocery store. We started the interview process to-day. The first interviewee is Annabelle. She has the slim body and long legs of a runner although she insists she is not a track star.
