OMG the mall has agreed to host Naked News auditions. I am tasked with providing security.
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The mall has a deck on the roof where the ladies can sun themselves in privacy.
This woman was sleeping in her car. Had to wake her up.
The assistant mall manager resigned last week to pursue "other interests". I interviewed one of the applicants for the soon to be vacant assistant manager position earlier this morning.
I needed some relief real bad and really quickly. There was no woman around so I went to my car for some self-service. Who's that woman looking at me from her car window?
I'm in the PotatoHead Pub watching the Seattle-Dallas game and the nude servers.
Took a walk around the parking lot earlier this morning. Why is this woman smiling/grinning? Anyway, I asked her to cover up.
Despite having a more than full plate, my duties still include searching suspects for stolen goods and/or concealed weapons.
This suspect was very nervous and stressed about being searched. So, I offered her my executive chair and offered her a drink to relaxed. Nevertheless, she still tensed up a lot.
This suspect was very nervous and stressed about being searched. So, I offered her my executive chair and offered her a drink to relaxed. Nevertheless, she still tensed up a lot.
Took a walk around the parking lot earlier this morning and got mooned.
Another applicant for the soon to be vacant assistant mall manager position. I like her. She is a graduate of Humber College, smartly dressed in business attire and well spoken. Last but not least, looks good naked.
I saw this woman as I was driving into the mall parking lot.
Interviewed Ariel earlier this morning. She is applying for the security guard job. She is ex-LE.
I'm currently in the PotatoHead Pub having a bit to eat and watching the Canes on TV. Hope Andersen has a good playoff. He suffered so much when he was a Leaf.
The Canes' game is going to OT. It could be a long night. I ordered another beer.
It's early in the morning and starting already. I got a report that a woman is suspected of shoplifting. By the time I caught up to her, she was already in her car.
Me: Ma'am, I have to ask you to come with me to the office.
Woman: I'm not going anywhere.
Me: You are suspected of shoplifting. I'll have to search you right here in the car.
Me: Ma'am, I have to ask you to come with me to the office.
Woman: I'm not going anywhere.
Me: You are suspected of shoplifting. I'll have to search you right here in the car.
Just got a text from Autumn inviting me over for dinner, drinks and watch the Golden Knights on her large screen TV.
Autumn: You're a bit early.
Me: I like your Vegas jersey.
Autumn: You're a bit early.
Me: I like your Vegas jersey.
Interviewed "Jasmine" earlier this morning. She is applying for a job as a massage therapist.
Me: Are you comfortable performing a massage while naked?
Jasmine: Absolutely yes.
Me: Are you comfortable providing HJ?
Jasmine: Absolutely
Me: Are you comfortable providing BBBJ:
Jasmine: Absolutely. Allow me to show you.
Me: Are you comfortable performing a massage while naked?
Jasmine: Absolutely yes.
Me: Are you comfortable providing HJ?
Jasmine: Absolutely
Me: Are you comfortable providing BBBJ:
Jasmine: Absolutely. Allow me to show you.
The OT ended so quickly I didn't have a chance to finish my beer.
