Quotes

Reality candestroy the dream; why shouldn't the dream destroy reality?

George Moore
 
I got a Vanentine's Day card from my girl.
It said:
'Take my heart!
Take my arms!
Take my lips!'
Which is just like her.
Keeping the best part to herself.

Robert Orben
 
I Read the whole 160 pages and only saw 2 of my 5 favorites..

The Harry Truman, the Dr. Suess and...

We have met the Enemy, and he is Us.

Pogo

Beauty is only skin deep...but UGLY is to the Marrow!

Red Foxx


Some days you eat the bear, and some days the bear eats you.

Either William Faulkner or Mrs. Paul Bryant
:D
 
Introspective analysis is in fact like seizing a spinning top to catch its motion, or trying to turn up the gas quickly enough to see how the darkness looks.

William James
 
More Mae West

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

I believe in a simgle standard for men and women.

I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.

I speak two languages, Body, and English.

I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.

A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
 
We find comfort among those who agree with us - growth among those who don't.

Frank A. Clark
 
Idiots

There is noting more dangerous than an idiot with initiative ...