Quotes
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"I'll have what the man on the floor is having."
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"I'm not a slut, I'm a people person." - Beater
" <deleted by moderator>" - you know who
"I'm not a slut, I'm a people person." - Beater
Caddyshack
Pardon if these were already included, but I dont have time to read 158 pages.
As a tribute to Rodney Dangerfield, the following are attributed to Al Czervik....
"Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it. "
"Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity."
"You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?"
"I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it."
Pardon if these were already included, but I dont have time to read 158 pages.
As a tribute to Rodney Dangerfield, the following are attributed to Al Czervik...."Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it. "
"Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity."
"You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?"
"I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it."
I like pigs. Dogs look up to you, cats look down on you, but pigs treat you as an equal.
Winston Churchill
Winston Churchill
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try to please everyone.
Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
I don't know how many you people believe in astrology...
Yeah, that's right...that's right, baby, I...I am a
Sagittarius
The most philosophical of all the signs
But anyway, I don't believe in it
I think it's a bunch of bullshit, myself
But I tell you this, man, I tell you this
I don't know what's gonna happen, man, but I wanna have
my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames ...
Jim Douglas Morrison ( may he RIP )
Yeah, that's right...that's right, baby, I...I am a
Sagittarius
The most philosophical of all the signs
But anyway, I don't believe in it
I think it's a bunch of bullshit, myself
But I tell you this, man, I tell you this
I don't know what's gonna happen, man, but I wanna have
my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames ...
Jim Douglas Morrison ( may he RIP )
Love vanquishes time. To lovers, a moment can be eternity, eternity can be the tick of a clock.
Mary Parrish
Mary Parrish
When you're drowning, you don't say "I would be incredibly pleased if someone would have the foresight to notice me drowning and come and help me," you just scream.
John Lennon
John Lennon
