Quotes

[langeweile]

Perception is reality

 

[lasslicker]

We must not allow other people's limited perception to define us.

Virginia Satir

 

[lasslicker]

In naked beauty more adorned
More lovely than Pandora

John Milton

 

[pool]

If you only have a glass and a cup, you cannot drink from a canteen.

me

 

[MuffinMuncher]

"I'll have what the man on the floor is having."

" <deleted by moderator>" - you know who

"I'm not a slut, I'm a people person." - Beater

 

[MuffinMuncher]

Caddyshack

Pardon if these were already included, but I dont have time to read 158 pages. As a tribute to Rodney Dangerfield, the following are attributed to Al Czervik....

"Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it. "

"Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity."

"You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?"

"I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it."

 

[to-guy69]

People are strange....when you're a stranger.....Jim Morrison

 

[The Truman Show]

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.

 

[pool]

I'm a part of you. And you're all a part of me. And there's no escaping that. But it makes me feel really special!

Jan Brady

 

[a 1 player]

I like pigs. Dogs look up to you, cats look down on you, but pigs treat you as an equal.

Winston Churchill

 

[new2game]

We make a lot of money, but we spend a lot of money......


Patrick Ewing

 

[pool]

When men are most sure and arrogant they are commonly most mistaken, giving views to passion without that proper deliberation which alone can secure them from the grossest absurdities


David Hume

 

[lasslicker]

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

Mark Twain

 

[hornydawg]

Hell is other people

bukowski

 

[shai]

First, Let's kill all the lawyers

William Shakespeare

 

[lasslicker]

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try to please everyone.

Bill Cosby

 

[pool]

I don't know how many you people believe in astrology...
Yeah, that's right...that's right, baby, I...I am a
Sagittarius
The most philosophical of all the signs
But anyway, I don't believe in it
I think it's a bunch of bullshit, myself
But I tell you this, man, I tell you this
I don't know what's gonna happen, man, but I wanna have
my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames ...


Jim Douglas Morrison ( may he RIP )

 

[lasslicker]

Love vanquishes time. To lovers, a moment can be eternity, eternity can be the tick of a clock.

Mary Parrish

 

[baci2004]

"A scream is better than a thesis" - Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

[lasslicker]

When you're drowning, you don't say "I would be incredibly pleased if someone would have the foresight to notice me drowning and come and help me," you just scream.

John Lennon