Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography. ~Robert Byrne, quoted in 1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said, 1988
The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul. ~William B. Yeats
Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love. ~Woody Allen
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
Men get laid, but women get screwed. ~Quentin Crisp
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. ~Author Unknown
To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals. ~Don Schrader
I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty. ~John Waters
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs less. ~Brendan Francis, Playboy, 1985
Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. ~George Burns
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. ~Author Unknown