Quotes

[Berlin]

If you can't join them , beat them .

- Mort Sahl

 

[lasslicker]

The conscious mind is engrossed in sexual desire, anger and Maya.

Sri Guru Granth Sahib

 

[GIMME]

A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation.

~Karl Kraus

 

[hornyharry]

"nobody is listening until you fart"-----hornyharry 2005

 

[GIMME]

I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce.

~J. Edgar Hoover

 

[The Truman Show]

"I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know."

— Garry Shandling

 

[GIMME]

Liberty without learning is always in peril; learning without liberty is always in vain.

John F. Kennedy (1917 - 1963)

 

[lasslicker]

To see what is right and not do it, is want of courage or of principle.

Lisa Alther.

 

[GIMME]

Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well.

Samuel Butler (1835 - 1902)

 

[markvee]

If it's as hard to stop as a regular jellyfish, we're in trouble.

Batman

See it here:

http://www.seanbaby.com/superfriends/batmanb.htm

Click on Giant Jellyfish

 

[GIMME]

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.

Cindy Gardner

 

[pin01]

religion is the opiate of the masses (Marx I think)

Absolute power corrupts absolutely

 

[GIMME]

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say "I want to see the manager."

William S. Burroughs

 

[lasslicker]

I know not if the dark or bright
Shall be by lot;
If that wherein my hopes delight
Be best or not.

Henry Alford

 

[Berlin]

"Buy what you need when you need it, never buy too far into the future -
that advice always holds true. Buying slightly behind the market,
trading( or buying ) at the right time makes your tech dollars go further. "

- David Hellstern, Macdoc.ca

 

[Flower]

Faith is believing when common sense tells you not to ... John Payne in Miracle on 34th Street

 

[lasslicker]

I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.

Maya Angelou

 

[GIMME]

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)

 

[lasslicker]

I've had a few arguments with people, but i never carry a grudge.
You know why? While you're carrying a grudge, they're out dancing.

Buddy Hackett

 

[GIMME]

A friend is a second self.

Aristotle (384 BC - 322 BC)