Post your insults here

[MuffinMuncher]

If I placed your brain on the edge of a razor blade, it would look like a pea rolling down a 4-lane highway.

If your brains were dynamite, you wouldnt have enough to blow your nose.

 

[alexmst]

Your credibility is like your virginity. You can only lose it once.

 

[Meesh]

Good Lord, I thought you were a wit, but I see I was only half right.

 

[gramage]

Did your parents build you a swing facing a wall?

Your momma's so fat before got said "LET THERE BE LIGHT" he said "BITCH GET OUT OF THE WAY!"

 

[RayFinkel]

YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT

HER FAVORITE MEAL IS SECONDS!

 

[RayFinkel]

Your momma's so fat before God said "LET THERE BE LIGHT" he said "BITCH GET OUT OF THE WAY!"

.

 

[East York Melissa]

Yeah I may suck, but you swallow!

Mean people suck! Nice people swallow!

 

[RayFinkel]

You mama so hairy they shot gorillas in the mist in her shower!!!

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[gramage]

You know among opera fans a diva who can't sing is called a bitch.

 

[STASH]

I wouldn't fuck you with someone elses cock !!


I always loved the Python line about Just plain Belgians being even more insulting than Fat greedy dirty bastard Belgians......too fuckin funny

Anyone remember that one ?

 

[a 1 player]

Perhaps the best insults I have come across

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU_3b2_33vI

 

[richierich]

Were you born an asshole or did your parents raise you to be one?

 

[snowleopard]

Then again, sometmes sign language says it best

 

[RayFinkel]

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[RayFinkel]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU_3b2_33vI

#1 INSULT, RIGHT HERE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=it9kpZHXhxI

ROTFLMFAO!

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[Hurricane Hank]

"Did your parents have any children that lived?"

 

[Molly Robinson]

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

 

[Molly Robinson]

I have some questions for you.
If you dont have feet, you can't wear boots, right?
If you dont have hands, you can't wear gloves, right?
If you don't have a head, you can't wear a hat, right?

Then why are you wearing a bra?

 

[jerbear]

You're so ugly you almost make LanscLad look good .

 

[jerbear]

You're so ugly we have to drink till we're blind .