"Petulant thread Hijacking thread"...

There is absolutely no anger whatsoever in that post. In fact, I wish we had better smilies as I was laughing when I wrote it.

Heck I even changed my sig line to include the word and definition of sarchasm.

I have no anger when i post. Mostly I find pockig fun fun, so that might be considered bullying. Maybe some exasperation at some of the ridiculous things I read, maybe some Smart Alec, maybe some mocking but no anger.

So with that said... why don't you go fuck yourself! (That is if you can't find some willing SP that offers strap on play!)

The above ^^^ is an example of me trying to be funny in a good natured but smart alec way but obviously can be more likely taken literally and as bad.

there is so much anger in you, i would like to give you a hug and make you better. i'm sorry and it's not your fault.
 
Rubbie's humour is alittle dark but humour nonetheless. Often my sarcastic comments are misconstrued as my sense of humour is somewhat dark.

With this said, Sir Rubbie, your finger missed missed the 'n' in poking, but I realize that it was just a simple mistake. Now, if you're not going to partake in continuous pleasure of that lovely and wealthy woman from California could you be so kind and introduce us;)

i have heard nothing good about you, but in my experience you seem to be a fine gentleman. rubmeister is angry though, i want him to know it is not his fault and he did nothing wrong.
 
Simon!

is it true that you have issues?
 
is it true that you have issues?

i must cuz i am sticking up for you
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i must cuz i am sticking up for you
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I stuck up for you Simon! These guys were saying that you blew dead bears and I told that's not true they were just sleeping!
 
I stuck up for you Simon! These guys were saying that you blew dead bears and I told that's not true they were just sleeping!

oh my, the oldness of your joke is disturbing. almost as disturbing as the level of anger in rubby.
 
i am giving you an e-hug right now.

Keep your dirty, fucking e - hands to yourself Simon!!!

And what have you done with the real Simon, the angry one, the drinking one, the one with issues and a hatred for many things... I know if you try really hard we can make him appear again.




:)
 
Keep your dirty, fucking e - hands to yourself Simon!!!

And what have you done with the real Simon, the angry one, the drinking one, the one with issues and a hatred for many things... I know if you try really hard we can make him appear again.




:)

i have turned a new leaf and shit. trying to be a nice guy trust me when i say it is harder than it looks. lol not that i am trying to hijack this thread. just been a weird start to the year for me and i am thinking i might try to be a new person.
 
i have turned a new leaf and shit. trying to be a nice guy trust me when i say it is harder than it looks. lol not that i am trying to hijack this thread. just been a weird start to the year for me and i am thinking i might try to be a new person.

Feck!! First that rock guy, and now you, turning a hijack thread into a serious one!! What is up with that?? Don't worry, I know it aint easy being a nice guy with all the doofi sometimes... many is the time I have written out a reply, only to press delete instead of send.
 
Feck!! First that rock guy, and now you, turning a hijack thread into a serious one!! What is up with that?? Don't worry, I know it aint easy being a nice guy with all the doofi sometimes... many is the time I have written out a reply, only to press delete instead of send.

i heard that brother. i have found other places to let out the anger. did you know the passport office no longer accepts cash as a form of payment.
 
also i ordered the same meal from 4 different mcdonalds and paid 4 different prices. how fucking up is that.
 
also i ordered the same meal from 4 different mcdonalds and paid 4 different prices. how fucking up is that.

It wouldn't be so fucking up* if the price went down each time you bought it. Hey, maybe your anger management issues come from eating all that junk food - go healthy, the cavemen never ate junk and they were all very well adjusted.
 
Short, fat, balding men, with glasses who lack "it" don't get laid.

You know what is actually quite hilarious? Before you posted that, I was just picturing you and that's exactly what I think you look like. At least cute-bald considered himself cute, you just seem to have a misguided mean streak running through you.

And you have a difficult time deciding who and what you are.
 
You know what is actually quite hilarious? Before you posted that, I was just picturing you and that's exactly what I think you look like. At least cute-bald considered himself cute, you just seem to have a misguided mean streak running through you.

And you have a difficult time deciding who and what you are.

I was taking a jab at costanza.

I'm actually very sexy they tell me. Not super model hot but very sexy.