NERD FIGHT!! who was the best captain?

simon482

internets icon
Feb 8, 2009
9,966
175
63
kirk vs picard vs janeway vs sisco

i got to call picard as the best all around captain. he was a diplomat and wasn't afraid to bust some ass either. first to encounter the borg and kicked ass their too.

janeway turned into a good captain but only due to the circumstances. if she hadn't been hurled into space the way she was it wouldn't have happened.

then kirk. all he did was fight and fuck. if he couldn't beat you up he would just do sex to you. far to hot headed.

sisco at the bottom of the list. he basically just ran a big hotel and restaurant.

http://www.startrek.com/article/picard-named-best-star-trek-captain

picard was named best captain on this site that did a poll which means that science said he is the best.
 

DukeSSk

Member
Jan 27, 2013
301
0
16
Lol, would this be the typical Saturday evening main event on TERB!?!? Too many insane threads going on in the lounge these days!! :cool:
 

simon482

internets icon
Feb 8, 2009
9,966
175
63
Lol, would this be the typical Saturday evening main event on TERB!?!? Too many insane threads going on in the lounge these days!! :cool:
nah, i am mostly just bored and i know there are some nerds here.
 

gcostanza

Well-known member
Jul 24, 2010
7,818
528
113
Christopher Pike.
 

versitile1

Well-known member
Jan 15, 2013
3,279
1,272
113
Picard got stabbed through his heart and survived. Bad ass.
 

Aardvark154

New member
Jan 19, 2006
53,768
3
0
Have to agree with Homer, the original was the best - Kirk

Now on the other hand the best Vulcan was definitely T'Pol on Star Trek: Enterprise.
 

simon482

internets icon
Feb 8, 2009
9,966
175
63
The kids have spoken.

The experienced will tell you the truth: Kirk.
kirk was horrible and had no idea what he was doing. every away mission he took his entire senior staff and if they died the ship would be fucked. picard sent his badasses and hung out to take of shit in the ship.

also picard went bald with dignity. kirk got a toupee.
 

Butler1000

Well-known member
Oct 31, 2011
30,379
4,583
113
Lest we forget twas James Tiberious Kirk who banged the green bitch. And Picard who turned down Troy's Milf. Nuff said in the eyes of any geeky Terbite.
 

Thunderballs

New member
Sep 18, 2002
2,098
14
0
Toronto
Can you comment on this thread if you have actually had a girlfriend? Just wanna be clear on the rules.
 

simon482

internets icon
Feb 8, 2009
9,966
175
63
Can you comment on this thread if you have actually had a girlfriend? Just wanna be clear on the rules.
i got a girlfriend. i saw that the local theater here was doing a special screening of TNG when the borg kidnapped picard and made him borg. she asked me about it so i gave full details from the first encounter up till the last encounter (on t.v) with janeway in end game. she smiled the whole time waited for me to be done and told me she was sorry she asked then changed the subject completely lol.
 

nobody123

serial onanist
Feb 1, 2012
3,568
5
38
nowhere
sisco at the bottom of the list. he basically just ran a big hotel and restaurant.
How can you put Sisco at the bottom? He decked Q! That's gotta be worth something!

Tough to choose a "best", really. Even if all 4 shows were uneven for supporting cast (some great, some all right, and some ARRrrrrrgghful), they all had damned compelling captains. The lot of em were great!

...I'm right glad that the last and shittiest show of the franchise doesn't even get a mention. (even if I kinda did like Captain Quantum Leap)
 

simon482

internets icon
Feb 8, 2009
9,966
175
63
How can you put Sisco at the bottom? He decked Q! That's gotta be worth something!

Tough to choose a "best", really. Even if all 4 shows were uneven for supporting cast (some great, some all right, and some ARRrrrrrgghful), they all had damned compelling captains. The lot of em were great!

...I'm right glad that the last and shittiest show of the franchise doesn't even get a mention. (even if I kinda did like Captain Quantum Leap)
fuck enterprise. it doesn't even count lol. i just downloaded all of them and they are all 7 seasons except TOS. i thought DS9 was only like 4 seasons. i watched the start of DS9 and i found the cast to be annoying other than sisco.
 

nobody123

serial onanist
Feb 1, 2012
3,568
5
38
nowhere
fuck enterprise. it doesn't even count lol. i just downloaded all of them and they are all 7 seasons except TOS. i thought DS9 was only like 4 seasons. i watched the start of DS9 and i found the cast to be annoying other than sisco.
Simon, I may disagree with you about what, if anything, on efukt is funny. But damned if you ain't bang on about Enterprise.

You may want to tough it out and watch all of DS9. They do some pretty good space opera type story arcs in later seasons. Still some hit and miss episodes, but worth watching.
 

simon482

internets icon
Feb 8, 2009
9,966
175
63
Simon, I may disagree with you about what, if anything, on efukt is funny. But damned if you ain't bang on about Enterprise.

You may want to tough it out and watch all of DS9. They do some pretty good space opera type story arcs in later seasons. Still some hit and miss episodes, but worth watching.
i found torrents for all of them. i just finished downloading voyager and TNG and season 1 of DS9 is on it's way and i will be bringing them in 2 at a time till i got them all. i will give it a shot and watch it start to finish. i don't think janeway gets her due as a captain. she dealt with way more and had to scavenge her way home. picard is still the best though.

there is some funny shit on efukt. watch the "i hate cum" videos. that is some classic shit.
 

ballow

New member
Aug 6, 2006
45
0
0
Sisko, hands down.
Case in point: Season 6 episode 19, In the pale moonlight.

Jean Luc close second, Kirk, Quantum Leap and last is Janeway.
Janeway is last because any of the other captains would have used the array to go home and would have blown it up with a timed photon.
 

Ironhead

Son of the First Nation
Sep 13, 2008
7,014
0
36
#1 Captain Jean Luc Picard .... ST-TNG has the best regulars.

2 Kirk ... I cannot rate the original 'C' lower.
3 Janeway ... Did not like her at first.
4 Sisko .... Being in a space station just does not compare.
 

Terminator2000

Well-known member
Jun 16, 2007
3,426
127
63
#1 Captain Jean Luc Picard .... ST-TNG has the best regulars.

2 Kirk ... I cannot rate the original 'C' lower.
3 Janeway ... Did not like her at first.
4 Sisko .... Being in a space station just does not compare.
don't even talk about Janeway. i hated Janeway.

(im not really a nerd. I swear...)
 
Toronto Escorts