I know this one is silly .....but i love it lol
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the Ice
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the Ice
Lets See Your Best One Liner Pick Up Lines....
- Thread starter Claudia Love
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In a strip club:
"You probably don't want to be here forever.
But how about we look after a few songs instead of fretting about forever."
"You probably don't want to be here forever.
But how about we look after a few songs instead of fretting about forever."
You must be an angel
Cus your ass is heavenly
Excuse me but your ass reminds me of a keg of beer..
And Id love to tap it
Cus your ass is heavenly
Excuse me but your ass reminds me of a keg of beer..
And Id love to tap it
May I borrow your phone? I promised my mom I would call her the moment I fell in love.
In high school that was more of a tag line or even a catcall. Now it has a while new audience
...What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?I know this one is silly .....but i love it lol
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the Ice
A hippo is very heavy and a zippo is just a little lighter....
From your mouth to God's ear. I don't even charge anything...
You remind me of my big toe.
'cause I know at some point I'm going to bang you on the coffee table.
'cause I know at some point I'm going to bang you on the coffee table.
When I first met my previous girlfriend for the first time years ago at a school pub night, I asked what she was studying at university. She said she was majoring in geography and doing a minor in history. I asked why and she said, “because a girls geography is better than her history”. It took a couple of dates before I was lucky enough to “explore” her geography.
Excuse me, you don't by chance have daddy issues? (She says "no"). Would you like some?
Introduced to a young lady at a pub. As I said hello my name is ***** and kissed her hand, and said Fish For Lunch?, Always got a laugh from her a d a date. LOL.
In a crowded bar:
You could sit on my knee, but if you want the ride, you'll have to put a quarter in my mouth.
I'm coming back in the next life as that straw.
You could sit on my knee, but if you want the ride, you'll have to put a quarter in my mouth.
I'm coming back in the next life as that straw.
