Lets See Your Best One Liner Pick Up Lines....

[craig_hoxton]

"What winks and fucks like a tiger?" *winks*

 

[onomatopoeia]

He: I'd love to provide you with sexual ecstasy, but you'd need to pop out a few kids first before you would be able to accommodate my prodigious organ...

She: I doubt it.

He: Don't believe me? Twenty bucks - American - says you can't take all of it, and I'll offer that same challenge to all of your hot friends.

 

[jcpro]

Hi! I'm JC and you are by far the most beautiful girl, here and I would like to get to know you better to find out if you're as smart as you're hot- my personal best line that had better than average success rate.

 

[mellowjello]

In a trailer park:

Hey, nice tooth.

 

[onomatopoeia]

Your father must be Zeus Himself.

 

[spraggamuffin]

Wanna see me lick my eyebrows?

 

[eddie kerr]

My that is a lovely dress you are almost wearing. Come sit on my lap so we can discuss the first thing that pops up.