LEAFS - It's All in the Name

[iam0234]

How shall I Fuck them? Let me count the ways ...

Fuck Harold Ballard.... Fuck the Toronto Maple Leafs.... Fuck the Maple Leaf fans that have allowed this shit to happen for forty years.

Thanks for the great review. It makes me real horny - they are all on my To-Do-List. What is their rate? Are they incall or out? Of all those you've recommended, who should I try first? What services do they provide -would you say they are GFE or PFE?

 

[Les_Habitants]

Maple Laugh$ Salaries

This is what your favourite Maple Laugh$ players were paid for the 2006/2007 season:

http://www.nhlpa.com/WebStats/PlayerSearchV2.asp?OIDTeam=9608

 

[new2game]

I haven't looked at your Habs salaries...

...but aren't you guys that have a 3.5 million dollar healthy scratch since the middle of the season??...Monsiuer Samsonov....talk about pissing money away...N2G

 

[Les_Habitants]

Satisfaction Guaranteed or Money Refunded?

Let's see, Mr. Sundin earned US$7,600,000 this past season and he scored 27 goals.

That comes to approximately US$281,000 per goal, or if you prefer, C$337,000 per goal using an average foreign exchange rate of 1.20 … I knew things were overpriced in this city!!!

Will Ikea take him back and give the Maple Laugh$ a refund?

 

[Mr. Lucky]

I really don't think Terb would want Les_Habitants next yr

 

[Les_Habitants]

Tia …

The only person to look good in a Laugh$ jersey ... but we all know she would look better in Les Tricolores of the rouge-blanc-bleu:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYvuoEAV5DI

 

[cdex8]

They need a GM like Colangelo.

 

[The Bandit]

but we all know she would look better in Les Tricolores of the rouge-blanc-bleu:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYvuoEAV5DI

But they're just as bad...so why would she look better????????????

 

[The Bandit]

Habitually
Always
Blowing
Seasons

 

[The Bandit]

Let's see, Mr. Sundin earned US$7,600,000 this past season and he scored 27 goals.

That comes to approximately US$281,000 per goal, or if you prefer, C$337,000 per goal using an average foreign exchange rate of 1.20 … I knew things were overpriced in this city!!!

Will Ikea take him back and give the Maple Laugh$ a refund?

What about Kovalev, and Samsonov? And why can't they re-sign Souray?

 

[Les_Habitants]

Laugh$ Nation Citizen - All Wet !!!

Is this what they do during their spare time in Laugh$ Nation:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFg4xbF5-ow

 

[Les_Habitants]

How Many More Sequels?

The top-selling video dvd in Toronto, and I'm sure you have all seen it many, many times:

http://devilsweapon.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/leafmoviei.jpg

 

[grguy]

Worst fans?????

I don't mind the Leafs out, as long as the Habs are out also. They have the worst fans, they cry about "EVERY" little thing.

You are so deluded. Toronto is probably the only city in the world where idiots wearing Maple Losers sweaters get into their cars and parade up and down Yonge street when the Laughs win a 1st round playoff game.

Wait. What's wrong with that? Winning a playoff game is a rare happening in Toronto so I guess those idiots should be allowed to do what they want.

Attending a game in Montreal is a far better experience than going to the mausoleum called the ACC. Just ask anyone that has been to both places.

 

[Les_Habitants]

Record TV Audience in Canada

Last Saturday night's showdown between the Habs and Maple Laugh$ drew a record audience of 2.8 million viewers on 'Hockey Night in Canada' on CBC and a peak audience of 1.9 million viewers on 'Le Hockey Molson Ex' on RDS for a combined total of 4.7 million viewers in Canada.

NBC, which pays nothing for the rights to televise NHL games in the Excited States, generally draws a pathetic audience of less than 1 million viewers.

The NHL seems to be bending backwards to please NBC by having many of its evening games in the afternoon to fit into NBC’s schedule for the non-existent American TV market… and the Canadian networks (CBC, TSN, and RDS) don’t seem to be doing anything about it. CBC, TSN, and RDS should be using their economic clout to change things, instead of whining every time they get screwed.

 

[GlavaMan]

CBC made their concern known to the NHL. They spoke directly with Gary Bettman but could not change his mind. Gary does not care about the HNIC tradition. Bettman wants to showcase Sid the Kid to American viewers.

 

[21pro]

Why do I have to touch 1 for English. Not that I am against it, but couldn't it say punch 1 for French and go on with the rest of the message.

 

[The Bandit]

Apparently the CBC didn't care about the Ottawa-Pittsburgh game in the afternoon, because they were hoping for a Leafs or Habs game in the evening. When they realized the shortcomings, it was too late, and the NHL said "screw you".

 

[The Bandit]

21pro, who's that in the pic?

 

[21pro]

the Islanders' anthem singer. can't recall her name.

 

[GlavaMan]

She was the on-ice announcer, I believe her name was Dee or something like that.