Either that's AI or somebody's got a lot of time on their hands these days...
Jokes of the day
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Mike Tyson is arrested for assaulting a woman in a bar. At his arraignment, the Judge asks him how he pleads. (high-pitched, whiny Mike Tyson voice): "I plead not guilty by reason of misunderstanding"'. The Judge says he's never heard that plea before, and asks Mike if he wants to explain. Mike says "Yeah, sure. So I'm in the club with Don King, right? And Donnie, he says to me 'Hey Mike, do you see that lady over at the bar? I think she likes you. You should take her out'".
The blonde at the office calls in the IT guy to fix something with her computer. He asks her for her password and she replies “ Donald Duck Mickey Mouse Goofy Bugs Bunny Elmer Fudd Snow White Ottawa Washington.” The IT guy asks her why she chose such a long, complicated password. “Well they told me it had to have at least 6 characters with 2 capitals!”
Dung Beetle walks into a bar
Asks the bartender
"Is this Stool Taken"?
Asks the bartender
"Is this Stool Taken"?
Groundhog Day is very different in the United States and Canada. In the States, if the groundhog sees his shadow, they say "Shit. SIX MORE weeks of winter". In Canada, if he sees his shadow, we say "Alright! ONLY six more weeks of winter!".
Couple of cows smoking a joint and playing cards....
The steaks were high
The steaks were high
Two cannibals were eating a clown.
One turns to the other sand says
"Does this taste funny to you?"
One turns to the other sand says
"Does this taste funny to you?"
