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I had a shitty ass day at work and I've spent the last 10 minutes loling at the funny shit in this thread.You fuckers complete me.....
Glad to help. Now here's your bill for $100k. Castles and ninja/lawyers are expensive.
 

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I had a shitty ass day at work and I've spent the last 10 minutes loling at the funny shit in this thread.You fuckers complete me.....

Stop throwing this "job" taunt at us, calling us lazy no work fuckers. 700 posts in one month, and 'm not even at sea, haven't had a baby, giving two blow jobs a day... nothing!
 

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Stop throwing this "ob" taunt at us, calling us lazy no work fuckers. 700 posts in one month, and 'm not even at sea, haven't had a baby, giving two blow jobs a day... nothing!
i often wondered on the rules of post counts. if you have to many people call you a loser, if you don't have enough people say you don't matter. what is the perfect number of posts per time joined so that you are the perfect member ?
 

SchlongConery

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i often wondered on the rules of post counts. if you have to many people call you a loser, if you don't have enough people say you don't matter. what is the perfect number of posts per time joined so that you are the perfect member ?

785

The perfect amount of posts is however many the guy posting has.
 

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i often wondered on the rules of post counts. if you have to many people call you a loser, if you don't have enough people say you don't matter. what is the perfect number of posts per time joined so that you are the perfect member ?
If you don't know the main players it's not enough........if you start smelling cockcheese through your underwear(cuz your NOT wearing pants) due to infrequent bathing....it's too much
 

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If you don't know the main players it's not enough........if you start smelling cockcheese through your underwear(cuz your NOT wearing pants) due to infrequent bathing....it's too much
what if the cock cheese is just from eating cheetos while masturbating?
 

SchlongConery

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If you don't know the main players it's not enough........if you start smelling cockcheese through your underwear(cuz your NOT wearing pants) due to infrequent bathing....it's too much

You hurt me!
 

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Hmmmmm.... Yesterday I posted in the locked thread I thought it was all leading up to an April 1st day joke.....
Since then not a single post..........

Hell I was just giving the old WAG.....I bit o speculation.......

And yet a surprising co-ink-e-dink........
 

simon482

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Hmmmmm.... Yesterday I posted in the locked thread I thought it was all leading up to an April 1st day joke.....
Since then not a single post..........

Hell I was just giving the old WAG.....I bit o speculation.......

And yet a surprising co-ink-e-dink........
she has mults on top of mults. probably busy with the lawyers and psychiatrist today.
 

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I just purchased the Atlantic Ocean and am in the process of impounding Loki's boat.
 

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