I called the...

Called the opera company, looking for work. They told me to sing for my supper.
 
I called at the last minute to cancel my urologist appointment and the receptionist told me to piss off.
 
I then called to cancel my x-ray appointment with the same excuse and it was if they could see right through me.
 
I called Ford about their ad for a sexy new model. It was an Escort.
 
Called the proctology clinic, inquired about career options. They said it's a shitty job.
 
The "Clean your Ducts Company" called me last night and I told them I washed my goose last week.

On the lap top and just broke out laughing. Now everyone is staring