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A Bostonian was being shown a new house in Florida. "Here," boasted the realtor, "is the homeowner's dream: a house without a flaw."

"Without a flaw?" echoed the Bostonian. "What does one walk on?"
 
MissCroft said:
A Bostonian was being shown a new house in Florida. "Here," boasted the realtor, "is the homeowner's dream: a house without a flaw."

"Without a flaw?" echoed the Bostonian. "What does one walk on?"

I am now floored.
 
great bear said:
I am now floored.
I don't know which is worse...the pun or the fact you got it.
 
great bear said:
The only time you get laid is when you do flooring.

Or setting a bear skin rug?
 
What is the porpoise of this thread?
 
lookingforitallthetime said:
Moby I'm just too slow, but you lost me.


I was trying to be clever with the word porpoise, so i did a play on dolphin and my overly tited mind could only come up with doll PHNINE. Hey, I've not slept in almost two days, the flight ovr was a killer. Maybe with some sleep I'll get better.

Cheers
 
LancsLad said:
I was trying to be clever with the word porpoise, so i did a play on dolphin and my overly tited mind could only come up with doll PHNINE. Hey, I've not slept in almost two days, the flight ovr was a killer. Maybe with some sleep I'll get better.

Cheers

Ahhh. You went wayyyyy to deep for me.

Get some rest so you can enjoy the trip. Is it a business trip?
 
Would the ticket booths at GO stations be an example of those commuter interface things like Future Shop sell????
 
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal?
His goal: transcend dental medication.
 
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