Good Pun Fun

[MissCroft]

Once in a whale.

 

[MissCroft]

A Bostonian was being shown a new house in Florida. "Here," boasted the realtor, "is the homeowner's dream: a house without a flaw."

"Without a flaw?" echoed the Bostonian. "What does one walk on?"

 

[great bear]

A Bostonian was being shown a new house in Florida. "Here," boasted the realtor, "is the homeowner's dream: a house without a flaw."

"Without a flaw?" echoed the Bostonian. "What does one walk on?"

I am now floored.

 

[papasmerf]

I am now floored.

I don't know which is worse...the pun or the fact you got it.

 

[great bear]

I don't know which is worse...the pun or the fact you got it.

The only time you get laid is when you do flooring.

 

[papasmerf]

The only time you get laid is when you do flooring.

Or setting a bear skin rug?

 

[jazzpig]

Once in a whale.

Your posts really krill me!

 

[LancsLad]

Your posts really krill me!

It must have been a fluke!

 

[lookingforitallthetime]

What is the porpoise of this thread?

 

[LancsLad]

What is the porpoise of this thread?

To check out the doll PHNINE talks about all the time.

 

[lookingforitallthetime]

To check out the doll PHNINE talks about all the time.

Moby I'm just too slow, but you lost me.

 

[LancsLad]

Moby I'm just too slow, but you lost me.

I was trying to be clever with the word porpoise, so i did a play on dolphin and my overly tited mind could only come up with doll PHNINE. Hey, I've not slept in almost two days, the flight ovr was a killer. Maybe with some sleep I'll get better.

Cheers

 

[lookingforitallthetime]

I was trying to be clever with the word porpoise, so i did a play on dolphin and my overly tited mind could only come up with doll PHNINE. Hey, I've not slept in almost two days, the flight ovr was a killer. Maybe with some sleep I'll get better.

Cheers

Ahhh. You went wayyyyy to deep for me.

Get some rest so you can enjoy the trip. Is it a business trip?

 

[LancsLad]

Ahhh. You went wayyyyy to deep for me.

Get some rest so you can enjoy the trip. Is it a business trip?

Yes. All business

 

[LancsLad]

Would the ticket booths at GO stations be an example of those commuter interface things like Future Shop sell????

 

[great bear]

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal?
His goal: transcend dental medication.

 

[mandrill]

 

[mandrill]