Funny bumperstickers

[Kristine]

Saw one today that made me laugh really hard....

"Baby if you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair"

any others people?

 

[alexmst]

Bumper sticker with Wal * Mart font and colour:

"Mall * Wart:
Your source for cheap plastic crap"

 

[dsc]

Once in Detroit:

"Keep honking...I'm reloading"

 

[Hammerstein]

Don't laugh, your daughter could be in here.

 

[stang]

"You've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a shit"

 

[LancsLad]

" Visualize whirled peas!!!"

Saw that on a car in California years ago. Still laugh.

 

[a 1 player]

I have an invisible friend too, but his name isn't Jesus.

 

[stinkynuts]

When I die, I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot.

Honk if you hate noise pollution.

Honk if you've been groped by Clinton.

Anyone can give up smoking, but it takes a real man to face cancer.

If you can read this, you're too close. Back off! [written in braille]

 

[hungry]

Don't argue with your wife--Dick Her!

 

[healer677]

A long time ago, during Jessie Jackson's presidential run in the US -my family was driving through the South (Montgomery to be exact) and someone had a pickup truck with a bumper sticker on the FRONT bumper that said -

"Run Jessie, run!"

 

[Vixens]

"see how nice I am not laughing at you"? and "mean people suck" are two of my favourites...

Steph
416-966-6966
www.torontovixens.com

 

[yaya17]

My kid beats up your honour student

 

[foxwilly]

Gone Crazy!
Be back later

 

[dreamblade]

Since election time is coming up in the States, here's one of my faves:
"C'thulhu for President, why vote for the lesser evil?"
(for you non-geeks, here's the reference)

"When life hands you gators, make Gatorade."

"Alcohol and calculus don't mix. DON'T DRINK AND DERIVE! "

"Dyslexics are teople poo."

"Practice safe lunch: Use a condiment."

 

[cypherpunk]

"We can never be friends"

Funny because it's true. I hate people who have bumperstickers unless it's something like Dukakis '88.

 

[Kyra.Graves]

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

 

[MuffinMuncher]

"mean people suck"

But nice girls swallow...... are you a nice girl?

 

[erik99999]

Saw this one and it made burst out laughing.

If you don't like my driving dail 1-800-Eat-Shit

 

[gtrwiz]

My other ride is your mom.

 

[y2kmark]

Your driving would probably be better...

If that cell phone was stuck up your ass!