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Ford passed the legislation for ripping up the bike lanes TODAY!!

Anbarandy

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but not every cyclist has a drivers license

Ford will change it soon
"Sidewalks, what's the deal with them? Sidewalks are a disaster! They're for commie pinko latte sipping, car hating downtown elites! They are in the way of adding a lane in either direction of every roadway from here to Timbuktu! Car drivers are always phoning me and saying, "Doug, do something about those fuckin sidewalks! They're only used by commie pinko downtown elitists." Every where I go, everyone comes up to me and says, 'get rid of sidewalks, sidewalks, sidewalks!', Folks, folks, folks, this sidewalk insanity has got to stop! Therefore, I will be enacting legislation outlawing sidewalks in commie pinko wards throughout the city"
 
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Anbarandy

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Seriously, I ride the College Street bike lanes and there there is no way they can fit three abreast.
I find it funny when people try to claim you can only bike for 4 months a year.
Its idiotic.

Usually there are only 2-4 weeks of weather where there is too much snow to bike.
Not a word, not a single fuckin word that Ford and his kneejerk reactionary supporters say about bike lanes is based in logic, reason, fact and evidence. It's all culture war nonsense that will not do a fuckin thing to improve congestion. Instead of dealing with real problems, the sheer number of vehicles on the limited number of road space, Ford employs culture war tactics on trivial issues and billions of dollars' worth of bribes to con rubes, hicks, hayseeds and yokels for the upcoming election.
 
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I find it funny when people try to claim you can only bike for 4 months a year.
Its idiotic.

Usually there are only 2-4 weeks of weather where there is too much snow to bike.
And yet we don't see many people biking the other 48-50 weeks of the year.
 
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Not a word, not a single fuckin word that Ford and his kneejerk reactionary supporters say about bike lanes is based in logic, reason, fact and evidence. It's all culture war nonsense that will not do a fuckin thing to improve congestion. Instead of dealing with real problems, the sheer number of vehicles on the limited number of road space, Ford employs culture war tactics on trivial issues and billions of dollars' worth of bribes to con rubes, hicks, hayseeds and yokels for the upcoming election.
Removing the bike lanes won't improve congestion but installing them did make it worse.
 

Anbarandy

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If I was a juror I'd be tempted to acquit
And when 4 bicycle cops occupy the same whole lane and a motorist runs them over, you would be tempted to acquit the motorist too?
 
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Millions upon millions of bicycle trips per year is, "we don't see many people biking".
Like who. The homeless people who have the milk crate on the back of their bike. Sifting through city trash cans for discarded beer cans.
 

Anbarandy

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Like who. The homeless people who have the milk crate on the back of their bike. Sifting through city trash cans for discarded beer cans.
Hey, wait a sec, are you Doug?

Hey Doug, how's it hanging?
 
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Anbarandy

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So E-bikes and scooters catching fire. Is that also Doug induced hyperbole.
You, oops I mean Doug should also enact legislation and if that legislation is ruled unlawful, should invoke the notwithstanding clause for the millionth time to override the constitution and ban e-bikes, e-vehicles and the like from Toronto.
 

roddermac

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You, oops I mean Doug should also enact legislation and if that legislation is ruled unlawful, should invoke the notwithstanding clause for the millionth time to override the constitution and ban e-bikes, e-vehicles and the like from Toronto.
It's funny how people like yourself were in favor of Dougy's stupid lockdown rules which were unlawful and invoked overnight. But removing useless bike lanes pisses you off.
 
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And when 4 bicycle cops occupy the same whole lane and a motorist runs them over, you would be tempted to acquit the motorist too?
I don’t think I ever saw 4 cops not allowing a car to pass for no reason other than douchebaggery.
 
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