"Sidewalks, what's the deal with them? Sidewalks are a disaster! They're for commie pinko latte sipping, car hating downtown elites! They are in the way of adding a lane in either direction of every roadway from here to Timbuktu! Car drivers are always phoning me and saying, "Doug, do something about those fuckin sidewalks! They're only used by commie pinko downtown elitists." Every where I go, everyone comes up to me and says, 'get rid of sidewalks, sidewalks, sidewalks!', Folks, folks, folks, this sidewalk insanity has got to stop! Therefore, I will be enacting legislation outlawing sidewalks in commie pinko wards throughout the city"but not every cyclist has a drivers license
Ford will change it soon
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