Do you know how to tell if a woman had an orgasm.

[mrsCALoki]

Hey... I am not joking. One Asian SP who spent the night with me and we fooled around with toys and stuffs till 4-5 in the morning. She told me she cum so many times she lost count, but I didn't have a clue when she cum. The other Korean lady was good. She always warn me she's cummming soon and then she poked nails into my back as soon as she cum. I couldn't even tell it's a pain or pleasure any more. All I know is my back is always left with bruises whenever I see her.

Ok lets try this "Oh krayjee, you are incredible, I came 24.3 times reading your post. You are wonderful." If I ever see you I will scratch you BAD for all the wonderful orgasms you gave me".

Do you believe me? You must know that some (not all) SPs fake having orgasms to get/keep clients. Most of the published literature shows we even tend to fake it to make our husbands happy, or in some cases just to make them stop. I do not think it is wise to assume what verbal things, even when typed, are proof of anything. But maybe you are a super stud. You made me cum hard and long earlier in the posting.

 

[mrsCALoki]

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And who cares? <wink> Had to be said...

mostly husbands and BFs who want to keep us and not share us :roll:

 

[Smash]

Or they do not care if the woman with them is faking an orgasm?

Its a joke thats in my Truly Tasteless Joke Book.
Q: How does a real man know when a women cums?
A: Real men dont care

 

[frankcastle]

Go help e I opened it. franky, are you and colt the same guy? It seems odd that two people are so clueless and speak with such confidence about things they do not know.

test paper strips, are very common and inexpensive. The are sensitive and react over their entire length. Some strips come in rolls over 10 feet long. Of course since you know everything I must be wrong.

http://www.proalkaline.com/phydrion-test-strips-0-13.html

Or maybe not are you talking about single pad pH strips?

You must be very brave to open your mouth on almost any topic given your nodding acquaintance with reality.

actually you didnt answer any of the points just continued to blather on about strips in general.

glad you took me off ignore mrs loki! i win again...... double fucking rainbows!

 

[krayjee]

Ok lets try this "Oh krayjee, you are incredible, I came 24.3 times reading your post. You are wonderful." If I ever see you I will scratch you BAD for all the wonderful orgasms you gave me".

Do you believe me? You must know that some (not all) SPs fake having orgasms to get/keep clients. Most of the published literature shows we even tend to fake it to make our husbands happy, or in some cases just to make them stop. I do not think it is wise to assume what verbal things, even when typed, are proof of anything. But maybe you are a super stud. You made me cum hard and long earlier in the posting.

Where did that 24 and .3 cum from? Point 3 means incompletion? Oh...must be the time junior went limp all of a sudden..hehe.

 

[saliksalik]

I last year I lost a bet with someone. I thought it was impossible to tell. 10 out 10 times I had lost my bet.

How many here know the secret of recognizing an orgasm?

Is the trick that worked with me as universal at my perv claims it is?

OK, I am not sure and I am being lazy to find out if this has been posted. An interesting article:


http://ca.askmen.com/dating/vanessa_150/152_love_secrets.html

"It has been estimated by various studies that 70% of women fake orgasms at some point in their sexual lives. Some fake it very regularly -- as in every time -- while others only do it sometimes.

The psychology behind faking it is simple: She isn’t going to have an orgasm this time, and she knows it. She can’t be bothered with a) you trying hard to satisfy her and prolonging the encounter, and b) you feeling bad because you couldn’t satisfy her come hell or high water.

If you want to know if you are being duped, use the following signs that she really is having an orgasm to distinguish the faux from the bona fide, and catch her in the act. "

Read more: http://ca.askmen.com/dating/vanessa_150/152_love_secrets.html#ixzz1npVQm5vo

 

[Conway_Stewart]

I got mine...get yours

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And who cares? <wink> Had to be said...

In the words of the immortal Richard Pryor: "Hey, I got mine....Get yours."

http://www.zeitgeistyreport.com/articles/2010/03/18/the-psychology-of-the-female-orgasm/


"The Female ORGASM.

It looms large in the male psyche. When you think of all the sturm and drang, fear, self loathing, feelings of inadequacy that can be associated with attempting to make a girl climax, it all seems a bit silly – especially considering that it’s something pretty much easily achieved with a little bit of rubbing.

Still, all this ‘worshipping at the altar of female sexuality’ continues. It’s never about the man – contrary to what the ‘perceived wisdom’ might be. I know women love to say that men are clueless, and only out to get laid, but this poses the question..

‘When exactly did it get to be the man’s job to provide the orgasm anyway?’

I mean think about it, why is it that men must ‘achieve’ their own release, while women are ‘provided’ with theirs? I’ve always found this to be yet another instance of infantilizing the woman, and I’m sure it’s more prevalent here in America than anywhere else.

Of course looking at it logically, men probably have set up this situation themselves. By repressing women’s sexuality, we in turn must now go back in and find it for them. It’s the hero’s journey. This is all part of the sick puritanical hoe down – if you’ll pardon the pun.

I remember reading an article in the New York Times about a coed live-in commune dedicated to the female orgasm it was titled ‘The Pleasure Principle’. There was a quote that jumped out at me that stated…

“I don’t think women will really experience freedom until they own their sexuality.”

The thing that immediately popped in my brain was that it’s actually MEN that will never be free until they own their sexuality. Until women can be responsible for their own pleasure, true sexual liberation can never be achieved – or in the words of the immortal Richard Pryor…

‘Hey I GOT MINE… GET YOURS!!’

Personally I don’t know how many times I’ve had mind numbingly boring sex with women where it was all about THEIR orgasm. Complicated little rubiks cube permutations worked out to a science all for their benefit, sometimes performing excruciatingly painful prostrations as if I were some wine eunuch at the palace - to hell with my own pleasure – and for what? What did I get out of it? An ego boost?

Big f’in deal…

When you think about it, when it comes to sex; men’s pleasure doesn’t really play a whole lot into it. This first seems odd, as we are all so predisposed to think ‘it’s a man’s world’ across the board. The truth is it’s really a big scam – at least pertaining to the bedroom. As men we’re taught to appreciate sex as if we’re being handed some supreme gift from the gods, when the truth is there are two bodies being offered up, and all risks are shared.

When it comes down to it, for men it’s about ego and for women it’s about worship. The thing it should be about is animal – and I don’t mean one should bring a sheep into the proceedings.

Sex should be wild, unfettered, animalistic and free – free being the operative word. Yes we should do our best to make each other feel good, but the ultimate responsibility for our own pleasure should rest squarely on our individual shoulders. We should not rely on someone else for ANYTHING and that includes the orgasm."

 

[Art Mann]

Does she react like this?

 

[frankcastle]

https://www.microessentiallab.com/ProductInfo/F60-WIDRG-055080-VPS.aspx

single ended strips..... they do exist

but even with the tape style that Mrs Loki linked..... how does one put the paper under a ring and dip both ends..... one at a time to do two tests?!!!???

at least that's what I thougt was described.

but why call this litmus paper when iti si not litmus paper? litmus paper tends to be less sensitive in that it just indicatins whether something is acidic or basic?

surely the engineer would not mix the two terms. I mean doesn't he have 2 ph d?

reading her description she says he uses two sides of the paper...... hopefully she means the two ends e.g. top and botton instead of front and back of the paper..... since the latter example shouldn't work it would only show one result.

still trying to figure out how one puts paper under a ring and dips one end of the strip at a time and how there isn't cross contamination or even just incidental rubbing of fluids all over the paper.

 

[WoodPeckr]

https://www.microessentiallab.com/ProductInfo/F60-WIDRG-055080-VPS.aspx

single ended strips..... they do exist

Strips are so yesterday.

We always used PH meters.
Just slip it in and measure accurately the PH changes.....

http://www.google.com/products/cata...=X&ei=jBpPT-3hDqLh0QH4oOW0Dg&ved=0CIwBEPMCMAA

 

[Ms.FemmeFatale]

She's been with me!

I am in need of a good O soon.

Just sayin'

 

[Terminator2000]

I am in need of a good O soon.

Just sayin'

only one?

 

[Ms.FemmeFatale]

only one?

For now, I'm not greedy.

 

[SofiaYork]

I like SophiaYork's response, sometimes you need to fake being aroused a bit, that works to set the mood to get the other person going. Sort of like priming the pump.
Like MissCroft, I'm too quiet and I know she wants more response which gets the game going.

But for the orgasm, I want the real thing.

Yeah! I hope people did not misunderstand me.. maybe I typed it wrong. I don't fake orgasms, but sometimes fooling yourself in to thinking youre having amazing sex turns things up a notch... sex is very intimate and people feed off each other's vibe. I could be having amazing sex and not move an inch or make a sound! Actually, this turns me on more as sort of a little fetish/fantasy -- but thats another story -- But try explaining to a client that you laying there like a dead fish actually makes things better for you ... HA. But thats just if im going to orgasm!

In general, the other 90% of the sex I am pretty loud I think? Ive been told by my roommate. However, he brings home girls frequently. One night I literally had to shove my face in a pillow to stop myself from laughing. He came home at 2am and within 10 minutes, his usual record *rolls eyes*(Who are these girls?) the moans start. However, this one girl was very special. She made sounds like she was riding downhill in a parkinglot inside a shopping cart. The entire time. Yes, it sounds like you can imagine. I refer to her in front of my roommate as Shopping-cart-sex-girl.. yes, im super original. :rofl:

 

[Terminator2000]

For now, I'm not greedy.

nothing wrong with being greedy. (except when you're mrsCALoki)

 

[Ms.FemmeFatale]

Yeah! I hope people did not misunderstand me.. maybe I typed it wrong. I don't fake orgasms, but sometimes fooling yourself in to thinking youre having amazing sex turns things up a notch... sex is very intimate and people feed off each other's vibe. I could be having amazing sex and not move an inch or make a sound! Actually, this turns me on more as sort of a little fetish/fantasy -- but thats another story -- But try explaining to a client that you laying there like a dead fish actually makes things better for you ... HA. But thats just if im going to orgasm!

In general, the other 90% of the sex I am pretty loud I think? Ive been told by my roommate. However, he brings home girls frequently. One night I literally had to shove my face in a pillow to stop myself from laughing. He came home at 2am and within 10 minutes, his usual record *rolls eyes*(Who are these girls?) the moans start. However, this one girl was very special. She made sounds like she was riding downhill in a parkinglot inside a shopping cart. The entire time. Yes, it sounds like you can imagine. I refer to her in front of my roommate as Shopping-cart-sex-girl.. yes, im super original. :rofl:

Makes me think of this..

 

[SofiaYork]

Makes me think of this..

YESSS... OMG.. thats her!!!

 

[mrsCALoki]

single ended strips..... they do exist

Yes they do. So do cabbages but I was not discussing either one. You went on that litmus paper was only sensitive at one end. Most of the paper strips are sensitive the entire length. It was a simple statement, and you went off about cabbages. I mean strips with pads.

but even with the tape style that Mrs Loki linked..... how does one put the paper under a ring and dip both ends..... one at a time to do two tests?!!!??? at least that's what I thougt was described.

This is getting weird and way too detailed. Ok get a strip or cut one off the roll or whatever. Make it a little longer than the circumference of your finger. Wrap it around your finger. Put ring on top of the strip to hold it. See the strip edges? the strip is wider than the ring.

Now find a woman who is willing to cooperate. Do what ever it takes to have her provide visible moisture. take the hand with the ring, and place it palm facing the source of the moisture. Rub around a bit so the moisture contacts the plantar surface of your finger. that part of ring gets wet. The test paper under it gets wet. Test paper reacts and changes colour recording pH of secretions.

Ask the woman to have an orgasm. Or provide the orgasm if you so wish. Press the back side of your hand and the ring into the moisture. Strip get wet. Strip reacts.

Remove ring. Unwrap strip. Look at strip. One colour or similar colours means little or no change. Two very different colours means a change.

If you make the strip over lap at one side or the other of the finger you see the colour at either end of the strip.

If the strip is too short to overlap, as long as the gap is on either side of the finger you see the ends are different colours.

but why call this litmus paper when iti si not litmus paper? litmus paper tends to be less sensitive in that it just indicatins whether something is acidic or basic?

Cause the companies that sell it call it litmus paper? Cause after 8 years of it being called litmus paper in school if it looks like litmus paper I call it litmus paper? Cause test strips for pH are called litmus paper by most people?

surely the engineer would not mix the two terms. I mean doesn't he have 2 ph d?

He is not typing I am. And you are assuming people do not commonly call pH test strips litmus paper, as opposed to the test strips with pads that are never called litmus paper.

reading her description she says he uses two sides of the paper...... hopefully she means the two ends e.g. top and botton instead of front and back of the paper..... since the latter example shouldn't work it would only show one result.

See above. God you want to argue about how many angels can dance on the end of a pin next?

still trying to figure out how one puts paper under a ring and dips one end of the strip at a time and how there isn't cross contamination or even just incidental rubbing of fluids all over the paper.

It requires a 3 digit IQ. Sorry it cannot be figured out by you there for must be impossible.

 

[mrsCALoki]

nothing wrong with being greedy. (except when you're mrsCALoki)

Well why cannot I be if you are? I hear that Loki paid for both our first experiences in the SP world. :roll:

 

[Ms.FemmeFatale]

YESSS... OMG.. thats her!!!

That is horrible!!!!! LMAO!!!!!