Do you know how to tell if a woman had an orgasm.

[mrsCALoki]

Screw that! Even if you are getting paid, don't fake it.

Guys - your opinions. If you are paying for it, do you still want her to fake it for your ego?

That is a bit naive. Most men do not want women to fake it. Most men want to be paying for a woman who wants them and is having great sex and has orgasms with them (I said most, not all). Most men repeat more often with women who are "passionate". So you give them what they want. If they know you are faking for their ego they will have their ego deflated.

I sort of thought that was basic marketing.

 

[frankcastle]

Kristen, you made his drivel appear in my window! Will I never escape seeing it?

:roll:

i love you kristen......your pic is elegant and sexy......very classy!;-)

 

[mrsCALoki]

But for the orgasm, I want the real thing.

I think most men seem to want that. And most providers want clients to leave happy, and return. So often the client gets to leave having given an escort exactly what she needs and feeling great about himself

 

[mrsCALoki]

Nothing turns me off faster than over the top acting.

That crazy intense fake stare. Loud moaning or sounds coupled with aggressive hands.... And we haven't even got undressed yet, lmao.

It is hard to learn to fake well. It seems to pay very very well, but learning how to do it takes time and dedication. Maybe that is why it is called the oldest profession?

 

[frankcastle]

You could log out? Just a thought.

or grow some thicker skin. others have said far worse to him than me.
he is the new cute n bald and will likely be the butt of many jokes.

 

[Ms.FemmeFatale]

+1

And also, I feel kind of ridiculous doing it.

I used to work with this girl who would have an 'orgasm' if you looked at her. She was so ridiculously loud that if we were in opposite ends of the apartment, I could still hear her clear as day. I finally had to pull her aside to tell her to STFU a bit because the neighbours were going to start to complain. She rolled her eyes (she was a very popular girl) and walked away from me. But then clients actually started to complain about it in her reviews. I think she may have partially deafened (sp?) one poor guy, judging by what he wrote. Like you would touch this girls arm (we had a regular in common so he told me all of this) and she would start writhing and moaning. Like really?! LOL Who would want some girl literally screaming in your ear? If I were a guy I would have slapped her. But that's me haha

God she was annoying. But a very nice girl, gorgeous. She didn't need the theatrics.

I had a neighbor like that. She was not a pro or anything but she was a self-admitted slut. She would bring a different guy maybe 2 home from the bar every night. She wouldn't moan, she would scream and it was like she had a script or something because it was always the same.


OH GOD
OH GOD

OH FUCKING GOD

OH YA BABY

OH YA BABY JUST LIKE THAT

OH YA GIVE IT BABY

OH FUCK YA

Then she would start from the top.

It was always in the order. I would always hope the guy was a 2 minute man.

Then like clock work you knew when he was cumming:

OH YA

OH YA I AM CUMMING WITH YOU BABY.

OH YA

 

[frankcastle]

You could log out? Just a thought.

or grow some thicker skin. others have said far worse to him than me.
he is the new cute n bald and will likely be the butt of many jokes.

 

[Libra]

Personally I would rather a woman not fake it. But cracking a smile once in awhile would be nice lol.

I can see why a woman (or a man) would, it's the 'polite' thing to do, especially an escort seeing as so many guys here talk about a woman being 'responsive'.

A long-term (or even medium-term) girlfriend or wife faking it would be quite horrible though.

When I hear an over the top faker it either makes me laugh inside or I go with it and pretend its real.

 

[frankcastle]

I had a neighbor like that. She was not a pro or anything but she was a self-admitted slut. She would bring a different guy maybe 2 home from the bar every night. She wouldn't moan, she would scream and it was like she had a script or something because it was always the same.


OH GOD
OH GOD

OH FUCKING GOD

OH YA BABY

OH YA BABY JUST LIKE THAT

OH YA GIVE IT BABY

OH FUCK YA

Then she would start from the top.

It was always in the order. I would always hope the guy was a 2 minute man.

Then like clock work you knew when he was cumming:

OH YA

OH YA I AM CUMMING WITH YOU BABY.

OH YA

sorry about the noise...... i ll keep it down next time

 

[MissCroft]

+1

And also, I feel kind of ridiculous doing it.

I used to work with this girl who would have an 'orgasm' if you looked at her. She was so ridiculously loud that if we were in opposite ends of the apartment, I could still hear her clear as day. I finally had to pull her aside to tell her to STFU a bit because the neighbours were going to start to complain. She rolled her eyes (she was a very popular girl) and walked away from me. But then clients actually started to complain about it in her reviews. I think she may have partially deafened (sp?) one poor guy, judging by what he wrote. Like you would touch this girls arm (we had a regular in common so he told me all of this) and she would start writhing and moaning. Like really?! LOL

Yep, I used to know another SP like that too. To me it sounded so fake and scripted but she was very popular so I guess it worked. I feel kind of ridiculous faking it too.

 

[mrsCALoki]

You could log out? Just a thought.

I could, but most people here are fun

 

[blackrock13]

I had a neighbor like that. She was not a pro or anything but she was a self-admitted slut. She would bring a different guy maybe 2 home from the bar every night. She wouldn't moan, she would scream and it was like she had a script or something because it was always the same.


OH GOD
OH GOD

OH FUCKING GOD

OH YA BABY

OH YA BABY JUST LIKE THAT

OH YA GIVE IT BABY

OH FUCK YA

Then she would start from the top.

It was always in the order. I would always hope the guy was a 2 minute man.

Then like clock work you knew when he was cumming:

OH YA

OH YA I AM CUMMING WITH YOU BABY.

OH YA

It looks like free verse form of poetry or a long refrain from a bad camp song.

 

[Ms.FemmeFatale]

LOL @Ms.FemmeFatale

That would have driven me mental! It must have been funny at first but ongoing like that?

OMG no it was horrible. She went to strip clubs to pick up horny guys after the bar but she was not a stripper. {And no PM's asking for the hook up. I never want to hear this chicks voice again in my life}

She would bring a guy home 4-5nights a week.

She moved about 10 years and I still remember it like it was yesterday.

For the longest time, I couldn't make a sound while having sex afraid I would sound as stupid as her. Her voice was all screams and high pitched tones, and I swear what I posted was the script word for word and I still remember it WORD FOR WORD!!!!

I can't have a man say "Ya baby" to me in bed without me going completely dry and bust out laughing.

I wonder if I can sue her for screwing up my sex life. That is pain and suffering for sure.....

 

[krayjee]

The only ladies I can really tell are the ones who twitched, tightened their abs and have very sensitive clits and won't let you touch for a min or two after they cum. There were some who said they cum 2-3 times already and yet I didn't have a clue and they were not SP and were just FWBs so they don't need to fake.

 

[dirkd101]

She's been with me!

 

[roblestone]

Women have orgasms? Who knew?

 

[mrsCALoki]

did mrs loki claim to use both ends of the paper?

for the paper that tests a range of pH some only have one end the works.
amd if the paper is under the ring how do you control the double dip.....

Go help me I opened it. franky, are you and colt the same guy? It seems odd that two people are so clueless and speak with such confidence about things they do not know.

test paper strips, are very common and inexpensive. The are sensitive and react over their entire length. Some strips come in rolls over 10 feet long. Of course since you know everything I must be wrong.

http://www.proalkaline.com/phydrion-test-strips-0-13.html

Or maybe not are you talking about single pad pH strips?

You must be very brave to open your mouth on almost any topic given your nodding acquaintance with reality.

 

[mrsCALoki]

The only ladies I can really tell are the ones who twitched, tightened their abs and had very sensitive clits and won't let you touch for a min or two after they cum. There were some who said they cum 2-3 times already and yet I didn't have a clue and they were not SP and were just FWBs so they don't need to fake.

You have a great sense of humour . That is right up there with the guy who PMed me and said "my wife says 'thank you' when she cums".

 

[krayjee]

You have a great sense of humour . That is right up there with the guy who PMed me and said "my wife says 'thank you' when she cums".

Hey... I am not joking. One Asian SP who spent the night with me and we fooled around with toys and stuffs till 4-5 in the morning. She told me she cum so many times she lost count, but I didn't have a clue when she cum. The other Korean lady was good. She always warns me in broken English "me cummming soon" and then she poked nails into my back as soon as she cum. I couldn't even tell it's a pain or pleasure any more. All I know is my back is always left with bruises every time after I saw her.

 

[mrsCALoki]

Hey... I am not joking. One Asian SP who spent the night with me and we fooled around with toys and stuffs till 4-5 in the morning. She told me she cum so many times she lost count, but I didn't have a clue when she cum. The other Korean lady was good. She always warn me she's cummming soon and then she poked nails into my back as soon as she cum. I couldn't even tell it's a pain or pleasure any more. All I know is my back is always left with bruises whenever I see her.

Ok lets try this "Oh krayjee, you are incredible, I came 24.3 times reading your post. You are wonderful." If I ever see you I will scratch you BAD for all the wonderful orgasms you gave me".

Do you believe me? You must know that some (not all) SPs fake having orgasms to get/keep clients. Most of the published literature shows we even tend to fake it to make our husbands happy, or in some cases just to make them stop. I do not think it is wise to assume what verbal things, even when typed, are proof of anything. But maybe you are a super stud. You made me cum hard and long earlier in the posting.